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Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...

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Sir Patrick Stewart undergoes sex change

The X-Men's Professor X, Dame (formerly Sir) Patricia (formerly Patrick) Stewart, has undergone a sex change, following the (at-the-time) false report in the United Kingdom's premiere newspaper, The Guardian, that the former actor is "a post-operativ...

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Royal Shakespeare Company to perform Star Trek

Funny story: Royal Shakespeare Company to perform Star Trek

Patrick Stewart has convinced the Royal Shakespeare company to put on his play The Trouble with Borg Tribbles at the Globe Theatre. The play is loosely based on the Shakespearean play The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "I am relatively excited by this p...

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Corden vs Stewart Boxing Match set for York Hall

Funny story: Corden vs Stewart Boxing Match set for York Hall

James Corden has accepted Sir Patrick Stewart's request for a boxing match after the awkward falling out at the recent Glamour Awards in London. The two came to blows recently after Stewart poked fun at Corden's lazy approach to presenting and the...

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After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

Funny story: After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...

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Sir Patrick Stewart Admits He Has A Fetish About James Corden's Belly

Funny story: Sir Patrick Stewart Admits He Has A Fetish About James Corden's Belly

LONDON - Sir Patrick Stewart tried to be cute and poke fun at James Corden's belly but the attempt backfired on the bald headed bloke who thinks he resides in Buckingham Palace. Stewart appearing on The Glamour Awards Show was presenting an award...

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James Corden Recaptured by RSPCA Following Argument with Patrick Stewart

Funny story: James Corden Recaptured by RSPCA Following Argument with Patrick Stewart

The RSPCA formerly apologised to the public today following the escape of the recently captured James "Chimpy" Corden. Only a few days ago, the RSPCA took Corden into their care after a number of public incidents, leaving them no option but to cage...

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Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Funny story: Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Starship captain Jean-Luc Picard yesterday expressed his continuing frustration with fans who continue to confuse his on-screen persona "Patrick Stewart" with the real-life actor.

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