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Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Funny story: Planets Stand Still - Steven Hawking Changing O.S. Rebooting In 5 Mins . . . . .Please Wait

Tidal Waves, Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Volcanic Plasma Flows ravaged the earth at 2.00 am. this morning for 1000th of one second as Steven Hawking changed the O.S. of the solar system from Windows to Mac. "The changeover went smoothly with minimum...

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Message from Patrick Moore in Space

Funny story: Message from Patrick Moore in Space

Sir Patrick Moore has communicated from Space for a special Sky at Night presentation but the BBC is not interested in anything to do with Sky and Sky consider that there is no X-factor in Space. Nonetheless those devoted to Spoof will know that s...

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Sir Partick Moore's RIP has left a huge black hole in our lives says Stephen Hawking

Funny story: Sir Partick Moore's RIP has left a huge black hole in our lives says Stephen Hawking

London - "His flagship Beeb programme The Sky's A Fright will never be the same," the former Lucasian Professor of String Vest Theory said today as news of Moore's death was announced. The 89 year-old astronomer and broadcaster 'went supernova' at...

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Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

Funny story: Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...

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Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Funny story: Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV

Space - The Beeb's Sky At Fright presenter Sir Patrick Moore has blamed a gigantic storm in Saturn's atmosphere for lousy reception in the Delta Quadrant beyond Uranus. Captured on video by NASA'S Cassini probe the tempestuous swirling vortices ar...

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Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Funny story: Fears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun

Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.

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Astronomer: How women are ruining the BBC

Funny story: Astronomer: How women are ruining the BBC

London - (Ass Mess): Women have ruined the BBC according to Sir Patrick Moore.

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Sir Patrick Moore Speaks From His Uranus

Funny story: Sir Patrick Moore Speaks From His Uranus

Formerly intelligent stargazer Sir Patrick Moore has today managed to insult half the population of this little planet by claiming that cookery, housekeeping and kitchen-sink drama should be used as "training videos" for the modern woman.

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Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

Funny story: Your Talking Out Uranus Says Sir Patrick

An amazing development today as NASA releases a photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.

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