Patrick Mercernary, the ex-Tory minister at the centre of the disgraceful racism allegations, spoke out yesterday against his sacking by Conservative leader David Camelot.
Former Col. Patty Mercer, the Black Patty of the Sherwood Foresters, has been forced to resign from Parliament for his attribution of race as an explanation of laziness among soldiers of color.
The British Army has today agreed to honour an agreement made in 1860 by the then Head of British High Command in India, Flight Lieutenant Osprey Dogegg-Jackson.
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