CAPE COD, Massachusetts - Patrick and Amy Kennedy's wonderful Kennedy Hyannis Port Compound wedding will be one which they will certainly always look back on with joy, happiness, excitement, and puzzlement.
Everything went as planned, the place wa...
Ted Kennedy's son, Patrick, known as "Patches" around New England thanks to Boston Critic & Columnist Howie Carr, was pulled out of yet another Rhode Island Bar last night after he lost a battle trying to suck the worm out of a quart bottle of Te...
After 15" of unprecedented rain fall, the state of Rhode Island, aptly named 'The Ocean State' continues to search for survivors, including Representative Patrick "Patches" Kennedy, son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy.
The troubled representative...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Rep. Patrick Kennedy revealed Sunday that he is "not going to miss Communion at all," and is in fact relieved at the statement issued Sunday by the diocese, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, asking Kennedy to stop taking Comm...
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