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Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson applies for Chelsea job

Roy Hodgson has secretly sent his CV to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch after the 1-1 draw between England and France at Euro 2012 after a comment from Patrice Evra in a post-match interview. When asked his opinion on England's defensive style of...

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Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

Funny story: Euro 2012: John Terry 'will refuse to shake hands with Patrice Evra'

More controversy surrounded former England captain John Terry tonight after he was told of Patrice Evra's comments after England and France shared the points in a 1-1 draw at Euro 2012 Group D opener. Joleon Lescott gave England the lead but Manch...

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Grovelling Suarez Apology Dismissed As Damage Limitation By Liverpool FC

Funny story: Grovelling Suarez Apology Dismissed As Damage Limitation By Liverpool FC

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez today issued a grovelling apology on the club's official website, for refusing to shake Patrice Evra's hand before the game at old Trafford, against Manchester United, which Liverpool lost 2-1 Suarez stated that he ha...

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Football Association to introduce Centre of Excellence for Handshaking

Funny story: Football Association to introduce Centre of Excellence for Handshaking

The English FA today announced a multi-million pound investment in a brand new centre of Handshaking as they admitted that English football has fallen behind the world in pre-match handshaking. FA Director of fence sitting, Sir Trevor Fencing CBE...

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Fergie Calls Luis Suarez - "A Disgrace To Liverpool Football Club"

Funny story: Fergie Calls Luis Suarez - "A Disgrace To Liverpool Football Club"

In an astonishingly outspoken post match interview on Sky Sports, Sir Alex Ferguson branded Luis Suarez: "A disgrace to Liverpool Football Club" and went on to say that Suarez's actions, in refusing to shake the hand of United's Patrice Evra, could h...

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Patrice Evra Goes Slightly Mad At Full Time

Funny story: Patrice Evra Goes Slightly Mad At Full Time

Manchester United defender Patrice Evra went slightly mad at Old Trafford this afternoon, as referee, Phil Dowd blew for full time, heralding a 2-1 win for United over bitter rivals, Liverpool. Two goals from Wayne Rooney in the space of three min...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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