Showing:

Funny satire stories about Patents

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Smart phone patent fight hots up

Smart phone patent fight hots up

The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...
View 'Smart phone patent fight hots up'
Funny story: Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...
View 'Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source'
Funny story: iPhone 5 features leaked

iPhone 5 features leaked

The much anticipated iPhone 5 has to be special, with the rest of the smart phone market catching up to the Apple flagship and in some cases overtaking it. "We've been examining Apple patents," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine. "For a...
View 'iPhone 5 features leaked'
Funny story: Al Gore Files Patent Application for Internet

Al Gore Files Patent Application for Internet

Sources confirmed yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore has filed an intellectual property claim regarding the Internet, also known as the World Wide Web. Gore, who in 2005 declared that he was responsible for inventing the Internet, reportedl...
View 'Al Gore Files Patent Application for Internet'
Funny story: Apple patent dying, cure mortality at a stroke

Apple patent dying, cure mortality at a stroke

Computer megalomaniacs, Apple, have produced their broadest and boldest patent to date by patenting dying. With exorbitant licence fees for anybody dying more and more people are putting off their deaths until they have saved up enough to pay the fee...
View 'Apple patent dying, cure mortality at a stroke'
Funny story: Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

It is the ultimate accolade for any individual, when the company they founded applies for a patent on them. The Late Steve Jobs has received such an honour from Apple Inc. "We feel that Steve was so unique, that we want to ensure that he stays...
View 'Apple to Patent Steve Jobs'
Funny story: iToast4 launch delayed

iToast4 launch delayed

The much anticipated iToast4 has been delayed due to a legal wrangle with the Dyson Cyclonic Toaster. The iToast4 was meant to be the smartest, most useful, stylish toaster ever to make bread darker. "It should have been the best thing since sl...
View 'iToast4 launch delayed'
Funny story: Former Major League Baseball Pitcher Patents: "The Home Run Pitch"

Former Major League Baseball Pitcher Patents: "The Home Run Pitch"

In a shocking move, former major league baseball pitcher, Jamie Moyer, who has let up more home runs in his career (511) than any pitcher in the history of the game, has announced that he has patented the "home run pitch". The Patent number is 867...
View 'Former Major League Baseball Pitcher Patents: "The Home Run Pitch"'
Funny story: Apple Patent Toe Control

Apple Patent Toe Control

The iPad 2 is due out soon, and many are wondering what Apple can add to the oversized iPhone 4 that isn't already in it. However a sneak peak at Apple's patents pending reveals more than the tight lipped techno boffins in Silicon Valley ever could.
View 'Apple Patent Toe Control'
Funny story: Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple announced today that they will be suing the cell phone maker Motorola for defamation of character after the company put out advertisements last week saying that Apples CEO was "pro choice, and had no business in Virginia government." Offici...
View 'Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson

George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 1?

5 15 3 21


Go to top