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Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...

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Punctuation Marks Sue Emoticons Over Patent Infringement

Funny story: Punctuation Marks Sue Emoticons Over Patent Infringement

Washington D.C. (High Times) - A Federal lawsuit has been filed by Punctuation Marks against Emoticons (et al.) for patent infringement and defamation. Punctuation Marks seek $6.8 trillion in damages. The filed case claims that Emoticons freely...

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Smart phone patent fight hots up

Funny story: Smart phone patent fight hots up

The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...

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Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Funny story: Modern Day Nikola Tesla Invents Infinite Power Source

Rockville MD: Nikola Tesla working in his garage at night has invented an infinite power source, potentially making the USA energy independent. Mr. Tesla planned to patent the device and give all rights to his adopted country. An application for a...

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iPhone 5 features leaked

Funny story: iPhone 5 features leaked

The much anticipated iPhone 5 has to be special, with the rest of the smart phone market catching up to the Apple flagship and in some cases overtaking it. "We've been examining Apple patents," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine. "For a...

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Al Gore Files Patent Application for Internet

Funny story: Al Gore Files Patent Application for Internet

Sources confirmed yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore has filed an intellectual property claim regarding the Internet, also known as the World Wide Web. Gore, who in 2005 declared that he was responsible for inventing the Internet, reportedl...

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Apple patent dying, cure mortality at a stroke

Funny story: Apple patent dying, cure mortality at a stroke

Computer megalomaniacs, Apple, have produced their broadest and boldest patent to date by patenting dying. With exorbitant licence fees for anybody dying more and more people are putting off their deaths until they have saved up enough to pay the fee...

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Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

Funny story: Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

It is the ultimate accolade for any individual, when the company they founded applies for a patent on them. The Late Steve Jobs has received such an honour from Apple Inc. "We feel that Steve was so unique, that we want to ensure that he stays...

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iToast4 launch delayed

Funny story: iToast4 launch delayed

The much anticipated iToast4 has been delayed due to a legal wrangle with the Dyson Cyclonic Toaster. The iToast4 was meant to be the smartest, most useful, stylish toaster ever to make bread darker. "It should have been the best thing since sl...

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Former Major League Baseball Pitcher Patents: "The Home Run Pitch"

In a shocking move, former major league baseball pitcher, Jamie Moyer, who has let up more home runs in his career (511) than any pitcher in the history of the game, has announced that he has patented the "home run pitch". The Patent number is 867...

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Apple Patent Toe Control

Funny story: Apple Patent Toe Control

The iPad 2 is due out soon, and many are wondering what Apple can add to the oversized iPhone 4 that isn't already in it. However a sneak peak at Apple's patents pending reveals more than the tight lipped techno boffins in Silicon Valley ever could.

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Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple announced today that they will be suing the cell phone maker Motorola for defamation of character after the company put out advertisements last week saying that Apples CEO was "pro choice, and had no business in Virginia government." Offici...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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