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American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...

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Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Funny story: Skybus Airlines dupes Toledo, OH residents

Columbus, OH - Port Columbus International Airport offers only one all-season nonstop flight to an international destination, namely, to Toronto, Canada. And when it does offer seasonal nonstop flights to non-U.S. destinations, they are typically to...

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"Bag on Empty Seat" Passengers Finally Analysed

Funny story: "Bag on Empty Seat" Passengers Finally Analysed

Passengers on busy trains who put their bags on the unreserved seat next to them will most likely die alone, a new study has revealed. The study, carried out by the finest minds in Europe, also revealed that travellers who unnecessarily filled the...

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Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Funny story: Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...

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Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Funny story: Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...

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Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...

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New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

Funny story: New York's LaGuardia Airport Is Providing Snow Shovels For All Of Its Passengers

NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...

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Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

Funny story: Due To The TSA Upskirt Photo Scandal Female Passengers Are Urged To Wear Pants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Transportation Safety Association trying to regain its credibility has fired the TSA agent who was taking upskirt photos of women passengers with his cell phone. A TSA spokesperson said that his agency promises that the inci...

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Commuters flee rush-hour file

Passengers fled on to tracks after a box file burst open on a train during rush hour yesterday in central London. The file contained dozens of lengthy, boring business reports and detailed minutes of interminable committee meetings. Some passen...

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Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

Funny story: Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

NEW ORLEANS - The state of Louisiana is considering a major change in their cruise line policy. Mildred "Millie" Scatterbrick, 46, director of tourism for the Bayou State stated to reporters that in the past two years the cruise line companies hav...

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Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

Funny story: Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...

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Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

Funny story: Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...

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The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

Funny story: The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...

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Trains could be given anti-flatulence re-design

Train carriages could soon be built to give better passenger protection against those engaging in extreme flatulence, following a three-year study. Scientists have devised a set of key changes that could contain explosive blasts and reduce the amo...

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Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Funny story: Kangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!

Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...

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