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A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

Funny story: A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

MIAMI - A Miami couple purchased a parrot three weeks ago and within four days they had taught it to sing the hit song by Queen "We Are The Champions." Barry and Gail Honeyhorn, who have only been married for three months, said that they had no id...

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Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Funny story: Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Liverpool, UK. In astonishing news just beginning to break (we think),a middle aged gentleman has been granted a divorce from his seven year old parrot;yes, a parrot. The unprecedented event occurred only a few hours ago and more details are emerging...

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Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

Funny story: Tool-making Cockatoo Signs Contract with Home Depot

No sooner had a cockatoo in captivity in Austria made the news by showing that he was able to fashion his own tools (read all about it in an article, Cockatoo shows tool-making skills, by Michelle Warwicker in BBC Nature News), when it was revealed t...

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

Funny story: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split up because Johnny loves his pirate parrot too much!

After 14 years of attempting to build a relationship Johnny Depp and his Vanessa have decided to split up mutually. The reasons for the split were plain to see because Johnny was never at home; he prefers a life on the seven seas and loved his parrot...

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Carpet Fitter Hailed A Hero

Funny story: Carpet Fitter Hailed A Hero

A carpet fitter from North Kensington, London, has been hailed a hero after having sex with his neighbour's parrot, Charlie, to calm it down during a fit of rage. Adam Wells, 32, dashed to the rescue of eighty-two-year-old Olive Lilley after Charlie,...

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Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

Funny story: Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

After an abortive attempt to produce a biopic of New Cross wrestling legend Mick McManus, featuring Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with a boob flashing cameo from Katie Price, and an unproductive period as hopelessly inept internet search diverter, 'Skoo...

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Secret Service Arrests Parrot For Squawking "F..K Barack!...F..K Barack!"

Funny story: Secret Service Arrests Parrot For Squawking "F..K Barack!...F..K Barack!"

Washington DC - A spokesperson for the Secret Service confirmed reports that agents recently busted down the door of an office across the street from the White House which housed a parrot allegedly trained by its conservative owner to incessantly squ...

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Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Funny story: Parrot Turns Zoo Air Blue

Visitors to a zoo in Devon have been complaining about the foul-mouthed antics of Jasper, a scarlet macaw. The bird has apparently been hurling abuse at visitors at Darmoor Zoo. He is so loud that he can be heard squawking his obscenities througho...

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Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Funny story: Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Professor Otto Ammon was entranced by the beautiful colors of Amazon parrots and decided to read information on them and then he made the discovery that evolution created arranged marriages for Amazon parrots. Ammon said, "Evolution created this arranged marriage for those parrots through the process of environmental demands and the system of trial and error and the need for living cells to...

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Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Funny story: Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Coventry, England: A City known for its diva, the Lady Godiva, comes a new 'i-con', Jack the Parrot! Known for his razor sharp beak and very sharp talons, he will go berseck. Three gangsters had the pleasure of being pecked and clawed hard, when...

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Drunk Parrots Falling From The Sky In Australia

Funny story: Drunk Parrots Falling From The Sky In Australia

"Parrot Drops Keep Falling On My Head" is a version of an old B. J. Thomas hit about raindrops, that could be sung every year in Australia as that is what happens at this time of the year. The parrots consume some as yet unknown substance, get dru...

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Drunken Parrots Rob Convenience Store

Funny story: Drunken Parrots Rob Convenience Store

Palmerston, Australia. Thousands of parrots live in and around this northern Australian town with a tropical climate. Occasionally a parrot will drop from a tree, after eating fruit that has fermented, and spout whatever they have heard humans sa...

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Cheryl Cole Says Parrot Freaking Her Out

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Parrot Freaking Her Out

Cheryl Cole says that a family parrot handed down to her from her great grandmother who recently died at 102, is freaking her out. "He does all these voices of dead people from our family. The bird must be at least 80-90 years old and it remembers...

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SuBo Tells Of Her Love For Pet Parrot

Funny story: SuBo Tells Of Her Love For Pet Parrot

SuBo has spoken movingly of her love for her pet parrot. The Scottish singing sensation recently purchased the parrot from an unknown man who was suffering from an incurable fungal infection. The parrot is said to have a rather limited vocabulary and...

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Who's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit

Funny story: Who's A Pretty Boy Then - Parrot Given Standing Ovation At G20 Summit

London, England - The G20 Summit meeting, which is widely regarded by critics as an absolute waste of time and money which will produce nothing whatsoever, unless you happen to be a police officer working overtime, was given an unexpected boost by th...

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Parrot To Go On World Tour

Funny story: Parrot To Go On World Tour

A Parrot is about to embark upon a world tour. Bollocks the Parrot is thought to be cashing in on his celebrity status following his appearance in the swashbuckling epic 'Below Decks". The tour is expected to begin in Paris in the spring and will...

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Israel declared a terror organisation

Funny story: Israel declared a terror organisation

A speaking parrot called Ben accompanying George Galloway in the VIVA Palestinia convoy, gave a speech on his experiences in Parrotstine. He said "It is terrifying - terror is all around - whoever is responsible for the devastation here is obvious...

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Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

Funny story: Dead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead

As the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" approaches, it has been exclusively revealed to 'The Spoof' that the dead parrot in said sketch wasn't actually dead.

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