The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them.
MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...
A Workington Vehicle Recovery Service has been forced to tow one of its own trucks, after it was discovered parks in a no-park zone in Workington town centre.
"It's a bit embarrassing really," said tow-truck driver Barry O'Nick. "I was on my round...
A top local detective is furious at the introduction of parking charges on Dartmoor.
The move follows cuts to the national park's funding.
There has been an angry reaction to plans to replace "honesty boxes" with £4-a-day ticket machines. But m...
Councils in England and Wales are to start using Monkeys as parking wardens. Training the monkeys started eighteen months ago and some have passed there final tests with flying colours.
"This is such a great move forward and frees up money for exp...
The UK's big three Car-Park operators are banding together to make inflatable cars illegal.
"It's getting ridiculous," said N-CARP Chief of Operations, Carl Parkin. "At any one time in our town centre car-parks, about half of the spaces are occupi...
A consumer watchdog survey has suggested that a driver's chances of receiving a parking ticket and how much they would pay is largely dependent on where in Britain they were at the time the offence was committed.
After polling just under one hundr...
The following letter was received by the Nottingham City Council Parking Services, Loxley House, Station Street, Nottingham. NG2 3NG.
We could not help but see the bitter-sweet side to the letter, however, the Council Officials obviously could not.
Dear Sir,
I went into your wonderful city last Tuesday, in my 1969 Austin Allegro registration W234 TIT, and after three hours managed to find...
Motoring organization the CA (Car Association) is advising drivers across the UK to take cans of yellow spray paint on their journeys tonight after receiving reports of weather happy parking wardens exploiting snow obscured parking spaces on the say...
NHS hospitals have taken advantage of the government scrapping its plans to dispense with car parking charges. In some cases, individual hospitals have increased parking charges by as much as 150%.
One such example is St Moribund's Hospital, which...
This is definitely serious shit for any of you planning on visiting Whitby.
Most 'readers' know me by now and I do not take the 'S-word' lightly.....I mean 'SERIOUS'...
If you are planning a visit to the wonderful seaside town of Whitby DO NOT GO THERE AFTER 11 a.m.
Trust me! We tried it. Even WITH a 'blue disabled' card belonging to my mam (who WAS with us by the way) we could NOT fi...
Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways.
"It has got to be quite a problem," s...
Home Office minister has successfully pushed through a bill to oust Clampers from England's privately owned land.
This has come as a great relief to a number of MPs who have been parking their cars on an abandoned lot around the back of Westminste...
A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally.
The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
Los Angeles. CA. Here in the city of Angels driving is the only way to get there, and when you get there you have to put your car somewhere. The University of California at Disneyland has conducted a three-year study of parking lot dynamics that...
Ever gone shopping and been unable to park in the car park? Ever seen a dozen empty disabled parking bays? Now the Daily Fascist can reveal why. It is because not every disabled person in your area goes to the shops at the same time as you. The craft...
The State of California has announced plans to install parking meters beside the beds of several Hollywood movie and entertainment starlets. The Department of Transportation has been instructed to install the machines beside the beds of Paris Hilton...
Britain's most hated Traffic Warden, Geoffrey Showboat, is in the headlines again.
Mr Showboat, 53, dubbed 'The Human Ticket Machine' has issued more than 20,000 tickets in this financial year, completely outstripping previous Olympic standard bas...
In a bold move, the UK car-parking giant, Terrific Car Parks (TCP) have made an audacious bid to buy the M6 off the Highways Agency.
Whilst they plan to keep most of the main arterial motorway exactly the same, motorists can expect some changes to...