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Funny story:  Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
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Funny story:  New York City To Build A 113 Story Parking Garage

New York City To Build A 113 Story Parking Garage

NEW YORK CITY - The City Council of New York City has finally approved a bill that would allow for the construction of a 113 story parking garage. The city council had been discussing the idea for the past six months and they finally approved it w...
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Funny story:  Handicap Parking

Handicap Parking

Reluctantly, I gave in and we now have a Handicap Parking placard. "Getting old ain't for sissies," as my Mom use to say. With very poor vision and having to creep along on a cane now, I realized it was time for this additional chink in my armor. We went to he grocery store and Wal-Mart this past weekend and used the placard for the first time. We parked almost at the front door of Wall-Mart! "...
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Funny story:  Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them. MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...
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Funny story:  Tow truck towed by the same company

Tow truck towed by the same company

A Workington Vehicle Recovery Service has been forced to tow one of its own trucks, after it was discovered parks in a no-park zone in Workington town centre. "It's a bit embarrassing really," said tow-truck driver Barry O'Nick. "I was on my round...
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Funny story:  Sherlock Holmes's Fury At Dartmoor Parking Charges

Sherlock Holmes's Fury At Dartmoor Parking Charges

A top local detective is furious at the introduction of parking charges on Dartmoor. The move follows cuts to the national park's funding. There has been an angry reaction to plans to replace "honesty boxes" with £4-a-day ticket machines. But m...
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Funny story:  Monkey parking

Monkey parking

Councils in England and Wales are to start using Monkeys as parking wardens. Training the monkeys started eighteen months ago and some have passed there final tests with flying colours. "This is such a great move forward and frees up money for exp...
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Funny story:  Car-parks to crack down on inflatable cars

Car-parks to crack down on inflatable cars

The UK's big three Car-Park operators are banding together to make inflatable cars illegal. "It's getting ridiculous," said N-CARP Chief of Operations, Carl Parkin. "At any one time in our town centre car-parks, about half of the spaces are occupi...
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Funny story:  Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

A consumer watchdog survey has suggested that a driver's chances of receiving a parking ticket and how much they would pay is largely dependent on where in Britain they were at the time the offence was committed. After polling just under one hundr...
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Funny story:  Honest Driver's Letter to the Council

Honest Driver's Letter to the Council

The following letter was received by the Nottingham City Council Parking Services, Loxley House, Station Street, Nottingham. NG2 3NG. We could not help but see the bitter-sweet side to the letter, however, the Council Officials obviously could not. Dear Sir, I went into your wonderful city last Tuesday, in my 1969 Austin Allegro registration W234 TIT, and after three hours managed to find...
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Funny story:  Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motoring organization the CA (Car Association) is advising drivers across the UK to take cans of yellow spray paint on their journeys tonight after receiving reports of weather happy parking wardens exploiting snow obscured parking spaces on the say...
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Funny story:  Scandalous hospital car parking charges

Scandalous hospital car parking charges

NHS hospitals have taken advantage of the government scrapping its plans to dispense with car parking charges. In some cases, individual hospitals have increased parking charges by as much as 150%. One such example is St Moribund's Hospital, which...
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Funny story:  This is serious shit

This is serious shit

This is definitely serious shit for any of you planning on visiting Whitby. Most 'readers' know me by now and I do not take the 'S-word' lightly.....I mean 'SERIOUS'... If you are planning a visit to the wonderful seaside town of Whitby DO NOT GO THERE AFTER 11 a.m. Trust me! We tried it. Even WITH a 'blue disabled' card belonging to my mam (who WAS with us by the way) we could NOT fi...
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Funny story:  Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...
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Funny story:  Clamp down on Clampers

Clamp down on Clampers

Home Office minister has successfully pushed through a bill to oust Clampers from England's privately owned land. This has come as a great relief to a number of MPs who have been parking their cars on an abandoned lot around the back of Westminste...
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Funny story:  New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
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Funny story:  Parking Lot Vultures Cost Society Plenty

Parking Lot Vultures Cost Society Plenty

Los Angeles. CA. Here in the city of Angels driving is the only way to get there, and when you get there you have to put your car somewhere. The University of California at Disneyland has conducted a three-year study of parking lot dynamics that...
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Funny story:  Revealed: Just Why All Those Disabled Bays Are Empty

Revealed: Just Why All Those Disabled Bays Are Empty

Ever gone shopping and been unable to park in the car park? Ever seen a dozen empty disabled parking bays? Now the Daily Fascist can reveal why. It is because not every disabled person in your area goes to the shops at the same time as you. The craft...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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