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Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Sex Video Goes Viral

Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...

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Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...

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Paris vows to sue Faux News

Funny story: Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...

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Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Funny story: Marauding Tiger On Loose Near Paris

Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...

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Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Funny story: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest

Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.

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Hotel Heiress to Wed Motel Heir

Funny story: Hotel Heiress to Wed Motel Heir

Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, in her typical understated fashion, called a press conference this morning to announce her upcoming marriage to Norman "Psycho" Bates. "We have so much in common," she gushed, "what with my family's ties to the hotel bi...

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Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...

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Paris Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin

Funny story: Paris Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Saloon on Rodeo Drive when talk got around to politics. Hilton told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she really didn't know a whole lot about politics except for the fact that the Repu...

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Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Funny story: Paris Hilton & Stephen Hawking Discuss The String Theory

Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature. Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...

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Paris Hilton: I Feel So Very Lonely

Funny story: Paris Hilton: I Feel So Very Lonely

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who has it all because of her mommy and daddy. Hilton is known as one of Tinsel Town's biggest celebutante's since she really has no talent such as singing, acting, dancing...

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President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

Funny story: President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show. Colfax informed the White House reporters that the preside...

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A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

Funny story: A Judge Orders 86½ Pound Nicole Richie To Gain Some Weight

BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...

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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney. Lohan said that she wa...

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Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

Funny story: Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...

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Paris Hilton Says A Space Ship Landed In Her Backyard

Funny story: Paris Hilton Says A Space Ship Landed In Her Backyard

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, and Gary Busey all have one thing in common; a nickname. The trio of Tinsel Town celebrities share the same moniker Space Cadet. Busey was the original, and then Hilton picked it up, and later Sheen...

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Lady Gaga Denies That The Recent Naked Photos of Her Make Her Look Manly

Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies That The Recent Naked Photos of Her Make Her Look Manly

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has stated that Lady Gaga has reached the point where she is desperate for publicity just like that Left Coaster Paris Hilton. Lady Gaga has confided to a close friend that she feels that the record buying public i...

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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Paris Hilton Says She Is Looking For An R-Rated Movie To Star In

Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Is Looking For An R-Rated Movie To Star In

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hair Stylist To The Stars, FuFi Fondue, has just revealed that Paris Hilton is desperate to get back into the limelight. The flamboyant hair stylist said that Paris was in his salon a few days ago and (Paris) cannot believe the...

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