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Funny story:  Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...
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Funny story:  Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...
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Funny story:  Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

There are many couples in the U.S. who have decided not to have children due to the certainty that the offspring would get a horrible disease, passed to it through one of the parents. But due to scientific breakthroughs, disease causing genes my...
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Funny story:  Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you. Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...
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Funny story:  Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong. "For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...
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Funny story:  Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

Arkansas becomes next battleground in Arms Debate

JONESBORO, AR- Members of Parent-Teacher Organizations in 20 school districts filed lawsuits in county courts throughout the state of Arkansas today, challenging school dress codes. The lawsuits specifically target provisions against sleeveless shirt...
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Funny story:  Lying To Children

Lying To Children

Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has said that there is a personal matter going on within her family that is causing lots of sadness. The 22-year-old singer revealed to Grilletta Brewburger with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that after 24 years of wedded bliss h...
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Funny story:  Are you ready to be a parent?

Are you ready to be a parent?

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real life experience of being a mother or father. Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag chair down the front. Leave it there for nine months. After nine months, remove 10% of th...
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Funny story:  School Sports Day Was Fixed Says Angry Parent

School Sports Day Was Fixed Says Angry Parent

An angry parent has challenged the validity of his son's School sports day after all the participating children were declared to be "winners" even though they lost in events. Especially galling for the parent was the fact that a student, who was su...
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Funny story:  Scandal As Kids Smoke 40 Tabs A Day, and more.

Scandal As Kids Smoke 40 Tabs A Day, and more.

Reports that an eight year old Indonesian boy has quit school, because it interferes with his ability to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, have caused global disgust and outrage, or at the very least upset a few Daily Mail readers. The boy's mother funds...
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Funny story:  Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong. She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed th...
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Funny story:  Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

The government is to finally clamp down hard on unemployed work-shy youths who refuse to work for nothing. The promise to deal with the problem of 'youths with principles' who continue to expect to be paid for their labour was made by the Prime M...
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Funny story:  Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...
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Funny story:  My Father Was An A--hole. Or Still Is; I Wouldn't Know.

My Father Was An A--hole. Or Still Is; I Wouldn't Know.

When I was really young, my dad used to visit me one whopping hour a week; 12-1pm on Sundays. My mom would stay in the kitchen and I would be with him in the living room. One time I was eating Crunch Berries out of the box, and I would eat the Crunch Berries first, completely avoiding the other, less-tasty pieces. Dad said, "don't do that, or I'll squeeze your hands." My next handful, by the lu...
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Funny story:  Children demanding new names

Children demanding new names

Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...
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Funny story:  Missing Credit Billions Found Under Boy's Bed

Missing Credit Billions Found Under Boy's Bed

Billions of pounds of supposedly lost taxpayers' money has been found under the bed of a child in Stoke-on-Trent. The money, almost £158billion, was discovered by a woman hoovering her son's bedroom on Sunday morning. Britain, like most of the...
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Funny story:  Desperate Parents Build School In Own Back Yard

Desperate Parents Build School In Own Back Yard

A local council has approved plans from a couple looking to rebuild a leading primary school in their back garden. Harold and Pandora Smythe-Montesquieu, from Surrey, who have recently had their first child, were encouraged to act after struggling...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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