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Funny story: Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

ROSWELL, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ordered the Arizona Air National Guard to fire two volleys of six Sidewinder missiles at Austrian balloonist Felix Baumgartner's fiberglass capsule as it ascended to 23 miles over the New Mexi...
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Funny story: "Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

"Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Ashley Young, Man United's "high-diving" expert is so worried about the reverberations of his latest antics that he has ordered a back-pack parachute for the game against Manchester City. He knows that as soon as a Man City defender breathes on h...
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Funny story: The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

Washington, DC - As President Barak Obama prepares to meet with Seal Team 6, the First Dog, Bo, also prepares to meet the canine counterparts of the elusive special ops group. Christopher Guffman, Press Secretary for the First Dog had confirmed that...
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Funny story: Parachute Maker Gets Killed by Skydiver Using His Newly Designed Parachute

Parachute Maker Gets Killed by Skydiver Using His Newly Designed Parachute

Parachute maker Jerry Open-Shoot died today in a freak accident when a skydiver using his newly designed parachute landed on top of him. Miraculously, the skydiver, Jerry Freefall, was alive and completely unscathed by the incident. Apparently, Fre...
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Funny story: Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

A couple of lovers from Little Cock, Arkansas, who also loved sky-diving, apparently decided over the weekend to tie the knot -so they thought they would combine their two main loves and get married while sky-diving. So Sunday afternoon on a beaut...
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Funny story: Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

BASE jumper Eddie 'The Kestrel' Lyons-Bowe of Stranraer, Scotland almost came a cropper whilst executing a 2000 foot jump off the Burdenoshtiburden Cliffs into a Norwegian fjord. Eddie The Kestrel was filming an ad for a Japanese electronics corp...
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Funny story: Parachute of D. B. Cooper Identified

Parachute of D. B. Cooper Identified

While speculation that a newly uncovered parachute was that of the infamous D. B. Cooper, hopes were dashed when the material and age of the parachute proved it could not have been used by D. B. Cooper.
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Funny story: United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.
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Chris Christie was named by the American Lard Assn as their new spokesperson. Lard Ass President Bud Gristel named the Gov after learning that Christie's favorite book is The Count of Mounds of Crisco
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