LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has now been at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic for three weeks. And the Hollywood starlet is reportedly so bored she is starting to chew on the bedspread.
An unnamed source said that Lindsay pretty much keeps to hers...
A day out for a Winnipeg family turned sour today after they encountered a fat man outside their local Wal-Mart clad only in women's panties causing the cancellation of the families planned day of fun watching vehicles traverse at speed along the I-7...
Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended).
According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties...
A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer.
"We are very...
Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story.
Apparently, it was the better half.
"Every fan must hav...
Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, took a beating two years ago from Barak Obama. In the process she accumulated a pretty hefty debt from campaigning.
In order to pay the debt down Hillary has gone the, "Home Shopping Network", way. She is selli...
SAN FRANCISCO - Lady Gaga had just finished performing at the famous Cow Pasture Palace in San Francisco when she was asked about her 'pat down' incident down at LAX Airport in Los Angeles.
Gaga told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine, Sigo...
Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties."
From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...
In the midst of the latest controversy about whether or not a certain daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus was caught on film without her briefs, one Paris lingerie designer is taking credit for the ruse, claiming that many of his flesh tone "Nude" panties ar...
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke.
The better...
After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up.
The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...
Blame the economy, the recession/depression, high unemployment, or the political party of your choice, but lady's panty manufacturers have said that they can no longer afford to sell "day of the week" panties in packages of seven. All new packages b...
The annual Olympic Panty Raid in the Olympic Village went off this year without any complications or injuries. The event, which happens each Olympics, features all of the male athletes raiding the dormitory rooms of all of the female athletes to ste...
Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who claims that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for inventing "getting your panties/knickers in a wad."
The Senator from Tennessee says that this occured back in his high school days wh...
The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought.
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WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama warned a stunned congress in a secret meeting Wednesday night that America will have to start sharing panties. It is impossible to get them from the Orient since they stopped taking American Dollars.
Having just r...