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Funny story: Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Chocolate harvest failed, women advised to stock-up

Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record. "Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...
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Funny story: Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Cameron Advises Britain To Make Custard More Watery!

Supermarkets throughout Britain continued to report panic buying of vanilla products by their customers today following Tuesday's news from the island of Madagascar that the dreaded Melpona Beetle has destroyed an estimated 95% of this season's crops...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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