Edinburgh - Keepers at Edinburgh Zoo's panda house are to play recordings of Mozart operas to put Yang Guang and Tian Tian in the mood for a Passion Week shag.
According to years of Chinese breeding experience classical music has a strong affect o...
A Dorking vet called Barry Badger was arrested yesterday following the suspicious death of Mrs Gertie Grimbottom, 67, of Dorking. Mrs Grimbottom was taken to the vet by her grandson Herbert, 11, who asked to have her put down.
Badger initially ref...
A shock report has announced today that research has shown that there are now more Pandas than thin people in Edinburgh. As Tian Tian the panda eats her panda cake in her enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo on Christmas Day academics have made it clear that t...
The Pandas, exported from China to Scotland on a trial marriage, have shocked their zoo keepers by saying they do want any 'hanky panky' because everyone is watching them.
Zoo keeper Angus McTavish feared the experiment in getting the Pandas to ma...
Chinese Premier Hu Jintao has vehemently denied that the two Pandas being lent to Japan as a good will gesture will bring up the Senkaku Islands which are disputed between the two ancient civilisations.
Premier Hu reiterated while boarding his bud...
Born in the USA and via Denmark, Heidi has become an Internet sensation. She's crosseyed and an Opossum but will give those Giant Pandas, destined for Edinburgh Zoo a good run in the popularity stakes.
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She's so cute and endearing, she might even be as big a star as Knut, the polar bear or Paul the Octopus. Perhaps Heidi will pick the winners of future World Cup, or will her eyes deceiv...
Blackburn Rovers Venky group owners have expressed frustration at losing out in their pursuit of a giant panda who shunned the advances of the Lancashire club in favour of a move to minnows Edinburgh Zoo.
The club had hoped to make Yangguang their...
Scotland - (Pandering To Them): Panda Diplomacy took a new twist today with the donation to Edinburgh Zoo of 'two breeding Chinese males' dressed in fluffy panda suits.
The outfits are identical to those worn by keepers in Shendong Panda Reserve's...
China has released the news that one of their precious panda-bears, Tian Tian, is to be moved to a Zoo in Scotland. The reason for this astonishing move is that Tian Tian only gets "turned on" when she hears bagpipes playing.
It seems that Scottis...
A Lapland park in the New Forest promised a winter wonderland but visitors instead found fairy lights strewn across trees and a broken ice rink, a court has heard. Brothers Victor Mears, 67, and Henry Mears, 60, deny misleading thousands of customers...
The Panda bear is one of the most adored animals on the planet, unfortunately they have one problem, reproduction?
It seems that female Panda's only get "hot" 72 hours in the year and during this period their male partners are either too busy devo...
A critical breakthrough has been made in efforts to save the giant panda, one that could kick-start attempts to reintroduce the animals to the wild.
For many years, people have tried to get giant pandas to breed in captivity, but with little succe...
Lin Ping, the baby panda cub born and housed in Chiang Mai Zoo, Thailand in May 2009, has stunned audiences here with her most daring escapade yet - she picked her nose, and ate it!
Ping, 1, performed the cavalier act whilst being filmed for her o...
After giving birth to twins, a panda named Boing-Boing was arrested and charged with neglect after she accidentally crushed one of them to death, zoo officials confirmed today.
(In light of the fact that Boing-Boing has threatened legal action, we...
Several petrol stations across the UK have introduced a new scheme, which has the full backing of the World Wildlife Fund. Every time customers fill up on the forecourts they will be allocated WWF points.
When sufficient points are gathered, the m...
Sacramento, CA- The controversial new fast food eatery, Kentucky Fried Panda, had it's Grand Opening this afternoon despite PETA and other environmental groups protests.
Although this new fast food restaurant looks like any other of its kind, it'...
What could they possibly need with so many pandas? Some claim that since the eradication of Falun Gong worshippers the Chinese black market for organs has been in a state of panic. It would seem that panda penises are in great demand, along with livers, kidneys and hearts.
In the senseless killing that has gone on unabated the curious funny bear is close to extinction. In a more recent develo...
China has made the first tentative steps towards an agreement with its rogue state, Taiwan, today by sending two pandas to its neighbour in the hope that it will be seen as an act of friendship, and become a platform for negotiation.
Taiwanese off...