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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Park and Ryde Program Cancelled

Isle of Wight News - Park and Ryde Program Cancelled

The innovative Park and Ryde Program has been cancelled. While introduced to great fanfare as a sustainable initiative to reduce traffic, the program has been plagued with confusion and inefficiencies from the start. Residents seemed more than wil...
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Funny story: Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland

A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap. The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...
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Funny story: Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa Middleton excitedly rang the editor of 'Gobsmacked News' to let her know she received a postcard from sister Kate this morning. Kate is vacationing in Canada with her Prince and told Pippa she is having a wonderful time being fussed over and p...
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Funny story: License now required for Tossers!

License now required for Tossers!

A reminder to all about the EEC ruling of January 1st 2011 making it illegal for any unlicensed person to toss pancakes within the borders of the community. The health and safety ruling came in following several accidents on pancake day last year...
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Funny story: When Death Was Delicious: Boston Residents Remember Victims of Great Molasses Disaster.

When Death Was Delicious: Boston Residents Remember Victims of Great Molasses Disaster.

Thousands of Boston residents gathered at the city's largest waffle statue in remembrance of those brave Bostonians who were felled by the Great Molasses Disaster of 1919. On January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts...
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Funny story: Pre-Mother's Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes

Pre-Mother's Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes

Supermarkets across America were the scene Saturday of knock-down, drag-out brawls over the last few packages of Blueberry Pancake Mix and frozen blueberry pancakes as children dragged their fathers, aunts, uncles and grandparents to the store to get...
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Funny story: Pixie Lott "Loves Pancakes"

Pixie Lott "Loves Pancakes"

Pretty pop singer, Pixie Lott, has been at the centre of the week's most intriguing story. Her on and off relationship with pancakes, is well-documented, but in recent times the issue has escalated. FOR: While doing pre-story research, I was re...
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Funny story: Meaning of Shrove Tuesday lost

Meaning of Shrove Tuesday lost

Everybody knows that Shrove Tuesday is Pancake Day, but Catholic Church leaders are concerned that many people do not understand the origins of the day. Also known as Mardi Gras (or Fat Tuesday, when translated using Google Translate), Shrove Tues...
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Funny story: Burned diners bring syrup to diners

Burned diners bring syrup to diners

CHANDLER, AZ - Pancake serving restaurants in this town are seeing an interesting phenomenon, according to waitress Othien Antspien of the IllagePien Nnien here. Othien reports that customers are bringing their own syrup and asking if it is alright t...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh, in a rage over Barack Obama trying, according to him, to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.A.S (Union of States of American Socialists), at a Wednesday night speaking engagement, accused him of turning America into a welfare state. Rush,...
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Funny story: Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.
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Funny story: Eating And Spitting

Eating And Spitting

I had lunch at the local International House Of Pancakes today, and yet again, I did not see one even low level functionary of the littlest of countries. You would think (if you thought like me) that a truly "international" pancake house would have at least the King of Liechtenstein as a greeter or gladhander of some sort to reassure us that we were eating in a swanky place. No luck.
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Funny story: International Space Station Converted To International House of Pancakes

International Space Station Converted To International House of Pancakes

International Space Station, Orbit Earth - Astronauts this week have been frantically working to convert the remaining areas of the International Space Station into a replica of the famous US eatery, the International House of Pancakes (IHOP).
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