The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits.
The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...
London - Chefs at HM's royal kitchens have been left with egg on their faces following complaints they'd fed horseflesh to State Banquet dignitaries.
Rollo Foie-Gras and Guido Mascarpone are in for a roasting at a Shrove Tuesday disciplinary heari...
London - Barking resident Mrs Hilda Ricketts has spoken of her dismay after a Pancake Day mix-up with her husband's ashes saw a Turin Shroud-like apparition pop up in her blini.
Apparently she mistook a jar of the late Jock Ricketts' cremated rema...
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