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Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

BILLINGSGATE POST: From information compiled from Deep State sources within the clandestine world of the CIA, NSA and FBI, a story that has the Beltway buzzing appeared in the recent disclosures by Inspector General Michael Horowitz that James Comey...

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Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Libido Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that Pamela Anderson will be starring with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha. Borrapelli recently appeared on The Gor...

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Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...

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Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was shocked to hear that there was a rumor of a new sex tape of her floating about. The 46-year-old Anderson said that just because she has made some steamy sex vid...

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Pamela Anderson Talks About The Alleged Sex Tape of Her And Russell Brand

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Talks About The Alleged Sex Tape of Her And Russell Brand

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show to talk about her soon to be published book titled, Little Old Me and All Them Rock and Rollers. The book deals with her and the three men she married who are all musicians, Tomm...

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Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

Funny story: Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

MALIBU BEACH - Former Baywatch beach babe Pamela Anderson shakes her head and cannot figure out what the fuss about Miley Cyrus is all about. The blonde bombshell recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Burger Bandit in Mal...

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The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

Funny story: The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

HOLLYWOOD - The woman who is still known as The Baywatch Babe, Pamela Anderson has just announced that she is taking the title Mrs. for a fourth time. The 43-year-old sensuously sultry blonde remarried ex-husband Rick Salomon once again. Anders...

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Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that Adam Lambert will be starring in Salvo Classacoti's motion picture The Anderson Cooper Story. Lambert spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Maga...

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Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

Funny story: Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes. Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woma...

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Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture. She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood. Anderson, who is 46, told Vood...

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Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...

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Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

NEW YORK CITY - Officials for The 2013 New York City Marathon have just announced that Pamela Anderson who had registered to run in the 26.2 mile race may not be allowed to participate. A spokesperson for the NYCM Committee Chip Carvalino stated t...

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Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

BEVERLY HILLS - Former Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson recently revealed that she is a big fan of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and of the show's little pint-sized star Alana Thompson. Anderson said that she watches every episode and sh...

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Pamela Anderson Concerned About Her Dwindling Sex Hormones

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Concerned About Her Dwindling Sex Hormones

SAN FRANCISCO - Pamela Anderson flew into San Francisco to film a commercial for The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant. While in the City By The Bay she attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. Afterwards she spoke with Gazeb...

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Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

Funny story: Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson at 46, is like the Eveready Bunny, the mature lady just keeps on going and going and lately she has been going quite a bit with one of her ex-husbands, film producer Rick Salomon. Salomon, 44, recently told Pico de...

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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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