London - "Just like his father Wills," an official Palace palm reader commented as zoom lens close-ups of Baby Cambridge's mitts went viral on the net today.
Decoding of nascent tracks on the infant's hands has revealed the same muddled crisscross...
London - Forensic chiromancists at the Met's digital fingerprinting division studying the Rebekah Brooks file have issued a statement about her simian crease.
"It's a classic indicator of a non-fraternal twin," Professor Sir Moriarty Monkfish comm...
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