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Funny story:  Helen Thomas: another hater bites the dust

Helen Thomas: another hater bites the dust

WASHINGTON, DC --- Aspiring centenarian and anti-Semite, Helen Thomas, 92, died at home following a long mental illness. As he prepared his eulogy concerning the contrarian White House press corpsman, speechwriters reminded President Obama that "corp...
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Funny story:  Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

In a shocking but awe-inspiring turn of events, two seemingly intractable enemies, Nature and the vacuum, have finally made peace. It has long been known that "Nature abhors a vacuum." And indeed, scientists and theologians alike had considered th...
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Funny story:  Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit Fearful Of Repeat Kidnap Attempts

Gilad Schalit, the young Israeli soldier released by Hamas on Tuesday in exchange for one thousand Palestinian prisoners, has revealed that he is living in fear of repeat kidnap attempts, not only from Hamas, but also from groups such as Al Qaeda.
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Funny story:  Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

A funny thing happened on the way to the UN. It turns out that the UN has a Charter. It's called the "Charter of the United Nations." This is the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the United Nations. Last week Mahmoud Abbas on behalf of Palestine...
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Funny story:  Obama proposes Israel-Palestine solution

Obama proposes Israel-Palestine solution

Today, President Obama met with the Israeli Prime Minister and declared that he had found a solution to the long-running problems in the area. He said, "We propose the creation of a Palestinian state. The Palestinians have wandered in the wilderne...
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Funny story:  Netanyahu Says Yes To A Palestinian State

Netanyahu Says Yes To A Palestinian State

Tel Aviv Israel - Netanyahu today announced his support for a Palestinian State as long as it had no borders, no army, no infrastructure, no capital city and no Palestinians. Speaking to Israeli media, Netanyahu said he fully supported the creati...
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Funny story:  Peace deal leaves palestinian families fatherless

Peace deal leaves palestinian families fatherless

PALESTINE - In an ironic twist of events, a no-strings-attatched peace deal struck with Israel this weekend has left 90% of Palestinian families without a father. After a strong exchange of views during peace negotiations this morning, leaders on bot...
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Funny story:  EU & UN Security Council Debate Fate of Isle of Wight: New Palestinian State?

EU & UN Security Council Debate Fate of Isle of Wight: New Palestinian State?

With peace talks failing, bombs continuing to go off, the Clintons' bogged down in trying to divvy up the spoils from an outpouring of money for the Haiti boondoggle and Jimmy Carter campaigning to move up to #9 in the "Ten Worst President List", t...
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Funny story:  Israel/Palestine war cancelled yet again

Israel/Palestine war cancelled yet again

Representatives of the Israeli cabinet were said to be furious last night as reports circulated that the much anticipated War of Annihilation between Israel and the Muslim World has been cancelled yet again. One source told this correspondent tha...
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Funny story:  US to finance Israeli rocket defence system and Palestinian concrete Bunkers!

US to finance Israeli rocket defence system and Palestinian concrete Bunkers!

President Obama is desperate for congress to pass legislation so he can "fly" on with his plans to finance a brand new Israeli rocket defence system. Palestinians have also asked the US to finance theirs, but they refused on the grounds that ther...
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Funny story:  World's Last Palestinian Dies in an Israeli Zoo

World's Last Palestinian Dies in an Israeli Zoo

Israel, 2023 - The world's last Palestinian, an old female named Afnan, has died in an Israeli zoo, eliminating the chance that any Arab will ever again be referred to as a "Palestinian." Back in 2016, Afnan was found clinging to a crushed olive t...
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Funny story:  Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

Palestinian Shepherd Says 'Flock 'Em!'

As Christmas approaches, and Christians on every continent on the planet prepare to celebrate the birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, even as others plot subterfuge, and try to blow us all up, one man was baffled. Shami Leather, a Palestinian shepher...
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Funny story:  Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

Dictators hail Israeli Peace Plan

TEL AVIV, Zion - This past summer, Zionist Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave his approval to a sovereign Palestinian state. He said, "I call on you, our Palestinian neighbors, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority: Let us begin peac...
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Funny story:  Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestine to United Nations: "Did You Get That Thing I Sent You"?

Palestinian leaders announced Friday their disappointment in the United Nations' unanimous decision to abandon the program it had established to trade food and medicine with the rogue state in exchange for disarmament. The decision was reached upon r...
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Funny story:  Obama keen on Palestinian state, Israel less keen

Obama keen on Palestinian state, Israel less keen

President Obama began perhaps his most difficult diplomatic mission so for by suggesting that Israel stop being a bunch of pricks and let the people of Palestine have their own state. The White House talks have been billed as a discussion over...
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Funny story:  Pope sanctions State for Palestinians

Pope sanctions State for Palestinians

Following his historic trip to Israel - he tripped over the red carpet at Ben Gurion Airport on the way in - despite the potential controversy, the Pope has sanctioned their own State for the Palestinians. In a speech in several languanges, includ...
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Funny story:  Palestinian and Israeli families in 'House Swap'

Palestinian and Israeli families in 'House Swap'

Two families in the Middle East, the Palestinians and the Israelis, appeared on British television show 'House Swap' this week. In the show, one family stays with another one for a week but but have to abide by the host family's house rules, then the...
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Funny story:  Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

Israel to fund Palestinian Space Program, Colonization of Mars

GAZA CITY - Despite yet another tentative ceasefire in the region, sporadic Palestinian rocket fire and mortars are still detonating in Israel following a brutal offensive meant to bring Hamas into submission. The offensive killed nearly 1300 Pa...
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