WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
An unnamed source stated that the mes...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland.
Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...
In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei...
KARACHI, Pakistan - Word out of Pakistan is that the Pakistani government has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional Karachi Elephant Races which have been held every weekend since 1968.
The mayor of the city known as "The City of E...
YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona.
Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...
KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee.
President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistan...
US officials are citing Pakistan as being responsible for unleashing the "Zombie" virus that has so far infected over 500 people, the first case being reported in Miami four weeks ago.
Originally it was the thought the virus could have originated...
Scratchy video footage released on jihadist internet forums last night appears to show an Al Qaeda spokesman attempting to claim responsibility for the devastating invasion of foreign crayfish on British waters.
The signal crayfish was thought to...
Pakistan wrapped up a three-nil series whitewash over England in Dubai today.
The result leaves England, the best test side in the world since last summer's series against India, in danger of being overhauled by South Africa.
While inquests hav...
The two Pakistan bowlers convicted of match fixing because of bowling their balls too wide are to be jailed, and in prison they will have to learn to bowl "no balls" even better because in-mates will be aiming their balls at them pretty fast, tossers...
In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and cau...
Referee Calum Murray, who officiated at the Celtic-Motherwell Scottish Cup Final at Hampden on Saturday, is hanging up his whistle and starting a new career in Pakistan.
Murray, who missed 2 blatant hand balls in the final, is to become the new he...
Having been accused of incompetence in not being aware that Osama Bin Laden had been hiding in a large walled compound just yards from a military college in Abbottabad, the Pakistani Government was put under even more pressure today by the news that...
Max Clifford has been called in to change Pakistan's global image. Clifford has been summoned following recent unrest due to the OBL debacle. The U.S claimed to have captured OBL in a house in Abbottabad and inadvertently killed him and dropped him o...
For the second Sunday in a row, network programming was interrupted for a news flash on May 9th. President Obama appeared on all major networks and cable TV to announce that Elvis Presley had been found alive and well in Pakistan!
Obama stated, "F...
Following an outcry from the government of Pakistan over the stealth incursion into the country resulting in the demise of the World's Most Wanted Terrorist, President Barack Obama announced his intention to "make amends" by dispatching Viet Nam Era...
Pakistani intelligence offered their most forthcoming explanation yet for why Osama Bin Laden lived freely for years in their country.
A spokesman stated that Bin Laden had at least two of those "Beer Inspector" hats and wore them whenever he wen...
Washington D.C. - Officials to day released a new video of Osama Bin Laden, they say they found shocking evidence of a softer, kinder, gentler Osama.
One former grocery shopper for him said, "OLB was no SOB, he was a kind man who knew his vegtable...