There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus.
Women across America have started competing in...
It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico.
Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...
Krakow, Poland - Amy Winehouse, representing Miss United Kingdom, has become the first ever drug addict to win the Miss Universe Pageant, which was held yesterday in Poland.
180 women representing 70 countries took part in the pageant, which began...
Cindy May Harmell of Ann Arbor, MI recently came in seventh in a field of ten for her state's "Miss Popularity" contest, prompting her to dismiss the pageant as "one massive popularity contest" in a recent interview on a local...
Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...
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