Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
In in his inimitable...
For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...
STUBENVILLE, Ohio (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney responded to the devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Sandy by passing out emergency relief supplies in this mid-sized Ohio city today. Romney praised 47% of the American...
London - Drunken Druids have trashed a UNESCO-protected tube-web spider colony in North London's Parliament Hill tonight.
Annual Summer Solstice revelry descended into farce around a quarter past six, Hampstead time, just as the sun began its annu...
London - (Maypole): The countdown to Saturday's Pagan New Year's Day sees the Twilight star invited to a Walpurgis Night rave high up on London's Hampstead Heath.
Not to be outdone by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Cordelia Chase being crowned May Que...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Easter - According to a World Net Daily article by Joe Kovacs, Easter is a pagan ritual that will make you burn in hell.
In fact, according to the author, even mentioning the name Easter is a sin worthy of death. In fact, the author, making a valiant attempt to save us from the evils of Easter puts his own salvation at risk by mentioning Easter 24 times.
The Pagan Community is reeling at the revelation that the book, The Lebor Feasa Runda (The Book of Secret Knowledge) is indeed a work of an indulgent imagination.
Reported as being an English translation of a German Copy of an Ancient Irish Text,...
Tensions between members of the pagan community and leaders of lobby group Fathers 4 Justice have sparked an angry row over the desecration of two iconic monuments.
You can beg an idiot for a lot but remember, you must never harm the idiot. The senses react to pain.
Now, if you were to provide honey to an idiot, that idiot might be sufficiently attracted to remaining a fool!...
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