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Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Funny story: Man Mistakes Pot-Tainted Treats for Gummy Bears, Has Good Time

Denver, CO - In a rebellious effort for equal competition and fair pricing, sources found that Jeff Hartley tweeted," Theaters need to stop extorting customers for food if they are going to charge $10.50 for someone to see a crappy movie." It i...

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"Seal our borders" - illegal immigrant in Paddington

UKIP, right wing Tories and red-top tabloids have all today condemned the entrance of an illegal immigrant into Paddington. The suspect believed to be named as Paddington Bear was taken in my a suburban family believed to be known as 'The Browns' and...

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Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear is to lead an immediate investigation into the alleged 'renditioning' of a loaf bread and the contents of a jar of marmalade apparently removed from the cupboard of his live-in landlords, the Browns. The Bear, from Deepest Darkest...

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Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

Funny story: Expert reveals correct pronounciation of Marylebone.

The 700 year old mystery surrounding the correct pronounciation of Marylebone has finally been solved. "It is actually pronounced Marry Le Bone and derives from a 13th century liason between a Royal French Maid of Honour and an unruly pikey from S...

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EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

The scriptwriters, production staff and actors of BBC1's EastEnders have pulled out all the stops this week, with a gripping storyline involving domestic violence, misery, child abuse, murder and a little bit

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