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Funny story:  Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story:  Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
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Funny story:  Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

Will the US Army attack Iran with new WMD?

FORT KNOX, KY (ABSNN)-Known primarily for guarding the US gold supply, the US Army Base at Fort Knox, Kentucky is an impregnable base. Although it has long been rumored to no longer contain gold, especially by Texas Congressman Ron Paul, experts...
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Funny story:  Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"  & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" & Hormonal Change in Liberals Blamed for Hoarding of Popular Tampons!

A run on a popular brand of non-applicator type tampons has put far left liberals in a 'bloody mess' according to Chris Matthews, the talking head of CNBC's 'anchor' show, "Hairball" in a late night rant attributed to his panties bunching up in his...
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Funny story:  Treatment For PMS?

Treatment For PMS?

Neuroscientists reckons they may have found a treatment for premenstrual tension (PMS). The Birmingham boffins reckon very small doses of prozac can counteract the mood swings, tireness, iritability, headaches, head and joint pains that many women...
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Funny story:  The Great Period Synchronization Of 2010 Emerges

The Great Period Synchronization Of 2010 Emerges

Men all over the world are said to be 'heading for the hills' as women all over the world synchronize there periods to create one hellish up and coming 5 days. News of this mass synchronization came as Mark Bishop a Canadian man got home from work...
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Funny story:  Elin Admits She Was Just PMSing When She Beat Up Tiger

Elin Admits She Was Just PMSing When She Beat Up Tiger

Elin Nordegren has admitted that she was "just PMSing really bad" when she beat up husband Tiger Woods last month. Mrs. Woods said from her vacation hotel in Nassau that "I knew Tiger was sleeping with everything with a hole and a nice pair of tits,...
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Funny story:  PMS linked to women's shopping habits

PMS linked to women's shopping habits

Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho...
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Funny story:  Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League

To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge. At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...
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Funny story:  Sarah Brown denies that Gordie Has PMS But Admits He's Bottled Up with DSB!

Sarah Brown denies that Gordie Has PMS But Admits He's Bottled Up with DSB!

PM wife Sarah brown attacked critics who are claiming that her hubbie Gordie is suffering from PMS. "Gordon is a PM with no S about him. Sure the boyo gets a little grouchy from time to time but who wouldn't what with the whole of England collaps...
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Funny story:  FDA Approves Pill to Give Men Monthly Periods

FDA Approves Pill to Give Men Monthly Periods

TRENTON, NJ (Reuters) - The FDA has found a simple way to allow men to have a menstrual period and has just given its approval of a pill designed to let men have monthly bleeding indefinitely.
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Funny story:  New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

New Lybrel Birth Control Pill Promises No Menstrual Bleeding

Lybrel, a new birth control pill scheduled to go on the market this summer, has promised that users will never experience menstrual bleeding or any of the other bad effects of the menstrual cycle. The pill will be available from doctors by prescript...
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Funny story:  When PMS Goes Untreated

When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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