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Funny story:  Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Tibetan Wild Yak an Endangered Species

Washington DC: PETA representatives met with Obama administration officials on behalf of Tibetan animal rights activists who feel the Tibetan wild yak is an endangered species. There are only 1,000 Tibetan wild yaks remaining in the high altitude...
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Funny story:  Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Naugas Placed on the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: Based on recommendations of the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) President Obama has placed the Nauga on the endangered species list (ESL). The endangered species act (ESA) was passed by Congress in 1973. The USFWS can decide to...
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Funny story:  Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania Government Imposes Unconstitutional New Exhaust Regulations

Pennsylvania legislature voted unanimously Friday April 8th 2011 to provide Bovine subsidies to cattle farmers to help them comply with their ultra strict Pennsylvania Climate Change Act of July 2008. This subsidy will reimburse farmers $1,000 per a...
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Funny story:  PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has just been asked to investigate allegations of a case in Phoenix where sock puppets at The Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick Day Care Center are being mistreated. An unnamed...
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Funny story:  PETA Has It In The Bag

PETA Has It In The Bag

NORFOLK, VA - Animal-rights activist group PETA today announced its new promotional campaign, "Dear God, NO!" Veteran celebs Sir Elton John, Marion Ross, Jean Stapleton, Danny DeVito, Cher, Linda Ronstadt, Cloris Leachman, Ernest Borgnine, Tyne Da...
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Funny story:  PETA Pickets Poughkeepsie Picnic

PETA Pickets Poughkeepsie Picnic

Poughkeepsie, NY - Taking advantage of accidental publicity surrounding one large New York family's reunion picnic plans, local New York and New Jersey chapter members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals surrounded the picnic grounds and r...
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Funny story:  PLO issues press release

PLO issues press release

St. Louis, Missouri - Today the Plant Liberation Organization issued a press release, re-iterating their demands for a cruelty free world. Under threat of violence, we are releasing it in it's entirety, as we've been assured that we will be pelted with dirt if we do not. Here it is: For PETA to accuse fur wearers of bloody barbarism is fine. I agree that those who would kill an animal for the...
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Funny story:  Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Lydia Guevara nude pics demoralize Latin America

Havana, Cuba - A nation mourns, upon hearing the news that the granddaughter of beloved freedom fighter Che Guevara has decided to spit upon his memory by exploiting his name to assist the spoiled rich. Lydia Guevara has apparently agreed to appe...
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Funny story:  PETA Celebrates Kevin Skinner's Win of America's Got Talent - Chickens Rejoice Worldwide - KFC is Devastated

PETA Celebrates Kevin Skinner's Win of America's Got Talent - Chickens Rejoice Worldwide - KFC is Devastated

PETA organizations worldwide are celebrating the victory of Kevin Skinner, a chicken catcher from Mayfield, Kentucky, who won America's Got Talent, the popular reality television entertainment contest. PETA, an acronym for People for the Ethical...
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Funny story:  New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

Sacramento, CA- The controversial new fast food eatery, Kentucky Fried Panda, had it's Grand Opening this afternoon despite PETA and other environmental groups protests. Although this new fast food restaurant looks like any other of its kind, it'...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson PETA Spread Blows Bill O'Reilly's Gasket

Pamela Anderson PETA Spread Blows Bill O'Reilly's Gasket

SPIN CITY, USA - FOXXX News shouting head Bill O'Reilly's face was looking splotchier than ever today when the topic turned to Pamela Anderson's new ads for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The actress-turned-animal-rights-activ...
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Funny story:  PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

Norfolk, VA - Birthday parties are more than just cake and ice cream. To some they're celebrations of animal cruelty. "Pin the tail on the donkey, animal shaped piñatas. Where you hear laughter I hear screaming - we're teaching children that it's...
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Funny story:  PETA Women to Breast Feed Bed Bugs in New "Compassion Tour"

PETA Women to Breast Feed Bed Bugs in New "Compassion Tour"

"Damned lunacy." That's just one reaction to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' (PETA's) latest campaign to heighten awareness of the importance of the world's creatures, including the smaller ones. PETA members have historically ex...
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Funny story:  Obama's Fly Execution

Obama's Fly Execution

(Jun 19, Washington) - The president has been getting lots of kudos for a lightning-fast, Mr. Miyagi-worthy swipe he employed to slay a pesky house fly that was buzzing him in mid-interview during a taping with CNBC that airs next Monday. I contac...
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Funny story:  PETA Declares Jihad

PETA Declares Jihad

On the heels of US President Barack Obama's blatant and heartless public execution of a harmless winged beast, PETA has officially declared a jihad against Sanofi-Aventis, the CDC and the WHO. On Wednesday, June 17th 2009, drug and vaccine manufac...
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Funny story:  The FBI Shuts Down PETA

The FBI Shuts Down PETA

MANASSAS, Virgina - The FBI acting on direct orders from the president of the United States has totally shut down the main office of the PETA organization located in Manassas, Virginia. The Vice-Director of the FBI Dalton Watchmaker reported that...
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Funny story:  PETA Pickets Barney Frank's Office Over Alleged  Gerbil Abuse!

PETA Pickets Barney Frank's Office Over Alleged Gerbil Abuse!

Washington,DC/ Rodent Rage Supplement - Enraged left wing PETA Picketers surrounded the Washington Office of House Banking Chairman Barney Frank over rumors of Personal Gerbil Abuse to Enhance the Democrat's personal Stimulus Package. A stutterin...
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Funny story:  'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

Arlington, Va - In a measure to deflect an increasing backlash from animal rights groups and republicans regarding President Obama's fly swatting incident, the White House announced today that it will seak to erect a new monument to adorn Arlington C...
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