Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination.
In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...
HOLLYWOOD - The man known as The Mad Aussie, Mel Gibson has said that he has to hand it to Miley Cyrus because the young woman certainly knows how to self-promote herself.
Gibson remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that he wonders if maybe Miss Cyrus...
P.T. Barnum would be extremely proud of BP right now. His famous words "there's a sucker born every minute" could relate quite well to the millions of suckers who believed BP when they told everyone how safe BP's offshore oil well drilling platforms were when, in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.
But just as they got away with that lie, they are doing their darndest to get away wi...
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