The removal of Ozzy Osborne's entire brain in recent ground-breaking 'Alzheimer Avoidance' surgery has been hailed as a stroke of genius. Neurosurgeons worldwide have called the audacious surgery - designed and implemented by Mr Adam Spoofery of Sa...
Ozzy's House - Following the lead of his wife who cut off her breast to prevent cancer, Ozzy has had most of his brain cut out in a bold attempt to prevent Alzheimer's.
His wife had this to say. "I think it has really improved his disposition. He...
The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...
CHICAGO - Rock singer Ozzie Ozbourne decided to trump his own former accomplishments in animal abuse by appearing on stage naked and proceeding to bite the head off a live walrus. The act took four hours, witnessed by a mixture of cheering fans, outr...
New York -- President Barack Obama met with top television executives today to present a concept for a weekly reality show that would feature the entire Obama family.
Called "One Big Happy Family," the show would focus on the Obama's' problem-solv...
My heart doth weep for Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and their HUGE taxt debt.
If you believe the above then you will believe that it's really ME on my profile picture.
For crying out loud and louder still...who the hell gives a brass nickel or a silver penny about their debts? They can easily pay the debt off with all the money and properties they own.
Why is this newsworthy? Just MORE publ...
Sharon Osboutrne wants to hear the patter of tiny feet again after meeting youthful singing sensation, Justin Bieber.
Sharon and husband, rock wildman Ozzy, met the young singer on the set of an ad for the Superbowl, where Oz and Justin had to dre...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne wife of rock and roll's 'Prince of Darkness' Ozzy Osbourne was asked by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton what she thought about Piers Morgan's new talk show Piers Morgan Tonight.
Sharon who is not shy when...
Suffolk - (Heavy Metal Fatigue): Is an Ozzy Osbourne dark agenda behind a blazing row that's erupted at the Suffolk Tourism Board?
The Black Sabbath musician is rumored to be linked to rampant insider knobbling about the popularity of Cradle of Fi...
Kelly Osbourne celebrated the festive season with a full frontal, foul-mouthed tirade on Twitter against her once great love and ex-fiance.
The wannabe TV star and her model-fiance Luke Worrall split in July after she learned he had allegedly che...
Scientists who have been studying metal maniac Ozzy Osbourne's DNA, have today announced that, as suspected by many, he is ,in fact, a Neanderthal. Test results have concluded that 94% of his DNA is Neanderthal. The remaining 6% being of early West M...
With the Government's much-heralded Spending Review just days away, Economics editor, Oliver Pillbox, presents his guide to Osborne's plans.
It is very clear that Ozzy and Sharon have recognised that the family finances need to be overhauled.
W...
Fred Phelps, Pastor of Kansas' Wesboro Baptist Church in Washington, DC for the Supreme Court trial of the case to decide his right of free speech to picket a fallen soldier's funeral, was selling homemade CD's featuring all the songs his congregants...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sharon Osbourne was relaxing high in the Hollywood Hills in her and husband Ozzy's $9.3 million mansion Prince of Darkness Manor.
Mrs. Osbourne was sipping on a Southern Comfort while reading the latest issue of The Rolling Stone...
Heavy metal fiend George Osborne has been accused of a vicious attack today which has left people shocked and frightened. It culminated with him tearing into his pet budget with bared teeth.
Osborn is no stranger to controversy. After growing up...
The self styled Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne has had his genome sequenced, joining a very select band of people. The intention is to see what kind of genetic changes have allowed him to still be alive despite decades of substance abuse.
Whils...
Ozzie's latest release digs up twelve old, and not so old, songs and magically transforms them into something new and uniquely Ozzie. The title song, 'Tiptoe through the Tulips', is in name only as Ozzie has replaced his own lyrics that start with,...
Sharon Osbourne - that woman out of 'Somebody's Got Talent' - bought a new dog today on a trip out to Venice Beach. We're told that Sharon spotted the mutt in a pet store window and decided there and then that she just had to take it home with her.