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Funny story: Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

At least seven hundred spectators at this year's annual spring London Marathon had to be given oxygen today with some of them then being taken to hospital after passing out while watching the runners as they took part in the gruelling event. The p...
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Funny story: China Running Out of Oxygen

China Running Out of Oxygen

Special to INS - Premier Wen Jiabao of China, in a nationally televised address, called on his countrymen to consume less oxygen: "We are facing a critical point in the Peoples' Revolution," said Jiabao. "For us to continue on the shining path toward...
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Funny story: Oxygen more harmful than crack, says former drugs adviser

Oxygen more harmful than crack, says former drugs adviser

Oxygen is more harmful than crack cocaine when used from an early age, according to a study in the Glancet. The report was authored by Professor Arthur Tuttykins, a former drugs adviser to the government who was sacked in 2007 for reporting findin...
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Funny story: Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

PAYSON, AZ - Dr. Harold B. Phallistra of the Payson Institute For Advanced Studies (PIFAS), claimed today in a small press conference held in the lobby of the Institute, that a recent spate of tree deaths in the area has led to an oxygen shortage in...
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Funny story: Economy Airline to Charge for Oxygen

Economy Airline to Charge for Oxygen

Brianair, the cheap airline, is considering further cost-cutting measures to keep their business running quite literally on a shoestring budget. One of the measures being considered is to give passengers an oxygen tank each and to charge them for...
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Funny story: Oxygen Addiction

Oxygen Addiction

Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
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Funny story: Crusty Crab Ordered to Accommodate Oxygen Breathing Patrons

Crusty Crab Ordered to Accommodate Oxygen Breathing Patrons

On Monday, the United States Supreme Court ordered the Crusty Crab restaurant, and specifically, the sole proprietor thereof, one Eugene Crabs, to provide equal access to land based, oxygen breathing patrons.
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