At an oval office meeting with Buzz Aldrin the president blabbered out about how Mr. Space was a great team player. "Wouldn't that be nice? Can you believe that space is going to do that?" he is on official record as saying to the gathered audience.
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice.
Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
The public's suspicion that there must be secret little rooms off the Oval Office has followed Mr. Clinton into both the Bush and Obama presidencies.
Mr. Clinton had sweetened one of these alcoves himself, a bold episode in White House history.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Peruvian President Billy Fashionista flew to Washington, D.C. to meet with President Obama in the Oval Office of the White House.
The president of the South American country had some great news for President Obama. He told him t...
SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney.
She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United State...
LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky, the most famous White House intern in history, turned the big 4-0 on July 23.
She celebrated the event with a few friends at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.
One of her close friends as...
REDONDO BEACH, California - The most famous White House intern in history, Monica Lewinsky, was recently spotted at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Redondo Beach enjoying a pizza that had been run through the garden.
Lewinsky, 39, was accompanied by a l...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--When Sgt. Dakota Meyer learned he would receive the Medal of Honor for his heroic actions in Afghanistan, Meyer requested a meeting with President Obama.
Advisors to the President suggested that young soldiers enjoy beer much mor...
It was duly reported that while President Obama and his family vacationed at Martha's Vineyard, the Oval Office would undergo an extensive renovation. The reason, as explained by Press Secretary Gibbs, was to remove any pecker stains inadvertently l...
President Barack Obama, who made the name Hussein cool again, gave his second Oval Office speech in 3 months to mark the scheduled end of U.S. combat operations in Iraq, which should have ended 4,421 American deaths ago.
"But, let us not celebrate...
WASHINGTON, DC - On President Barack Hussein Obama's first day back in the office from his tenth vacation in three months, he has returned to a freshly redecorated Oval Office with a jungle-theme to make the President feel more at-home.
A White Ho...
President Bush Monday announced his plan to take the carpet in the Oval Office with him.
Early Monday morning, a receptionist in the White House entered the Oval Office to drop off plans for President George Bush to sign.
An unidentified man placed a phone-call to the Oval Office this morning, demanding to talk with the President, "or else".
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