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Funny story: Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

Romney, desperate to find a car company to back him up, locates a dealership in Vermont

HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u...
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Funny story: Romney outsources campaign call centers

Romney outsources campaign call centers

Mitt Romney is to outsource the call centers for his campaign to India in an effort to cut costs and prove he has what it takes to make the tough decisions on the economy. "We don't have to pay volunteers to man the phones in the US." A GOP spokes...
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Funny story: The KKK Is Having To Outsource

The KKK Is Having To Outsource

TUCSON, Arizona - The sad state of the nation's economy is having an adverse affect on everyone and the Ku Klux Klan is no exception. The Arizona chapter of the KKK is reporting that due to a tightening of their budget they will be having to do so...
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Funny story: Council paying private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiry!

Council paying private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiry!

Southwark Council is paying a private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiries. The company, 'Vangent', handles about a million calls a year from residents in the London borough of Southwark. The firm charges the council 71p just to pick...
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Funny story: Bain Capital purchases GOP

Bain Capital purchases GOP

(Washington, DC) In a surprise move, the Republican National Committee announced today that they have been purchased by Bain Capital Investments. RNC chairman, Reince Priebus, says that Bain had been purchasing shares in the RNC for the last year, bu...
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Funny story: Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Washington, DC - Speaker of the House John Boehner said today that owing to the Democrats "continued failure to see things our way" that all future debt reduction negotiations would be outsourced to other countries. Boehner said he hoped outsourc...
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Funny story: NFL and NBA Owners Moving Teams to China!

NFL and NBA Owners Moving Teams to China!

The owners of the franchises in the NBA and NFL announced today they are moving their teams to China. The outcry was immediate as the sports world and Americans in general reacted in shock and dismay. "We have no other choice," stated a spokesman...
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Funny story: O'Bama Mandate: US Now to Export all "Green Jobs" To Ireland Instead of China To Keep Irish Vote for 2012!

O'Bama Mandate: US Now to Export all "Green Jobs" To Ireland Instead of China To Keep Irish Vote for 2012!

In a startling reversal of international trade policy, President Barrack "Paddy" O'Bama directed his Secretary of Commerce to enforce his new Presidential Mandate requiring all outsourcing of Green Jobs and Products go to Ireland to reverse the imba...
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Funny story: Many Call Center Jobs Outsourced to Hell

Many Call Center Jobs Outsourced to Hell

While India may be a popular location for call centers, hell is gaining strength as the next big location for both inbound and outbound call center construction. Recently Lucifer, the keeper of the land of eternal damnation, was quoted as sayi...
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Funny story: Last U.S. Manufacturer Moves to China

Last U.S. Manufacturer Moves to China

Special to INS - Not unexpectedly, the Autsch Pin Company announced today that it will move its manufacturing operations to China. CEO Arvid Lindstrom cited a shrinking labor force in Bagville, Minnesota where the company is headquartered. "Young peo...
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Funny story: David Cameron to outsource reality

David Cameron to outsource reality

In further attempts at cost saving measures, the conservative government have decided to change the nature of reality itself, as it has been decided that the presently existing paradigm is no longer financially viable. Talks are being held in an...
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Funny story: Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Claims that a charity's suicide helpline has been outsourced to a call centre in India have been strongly denied. Several formerly suicidal people in the US have now moved from depression to seething anger as the voice that they reached out to in...
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Funny story: Records Reveal Heaven Outsourced Infestation Job to Bed Bugs

Records Reveal Heaven Outsourced Infestation Job to Bed Bugs

Even Heaven is on a budget. Wrought-iron pearly gates have been replaced by baby safety fences. The walls of precious gems have been substituted with hip hop iced out jewelry. And swarms of locusts have been reduced to by-stander status as Heaven a...
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Funny story: India outsources Commonwealth Games

India outsources Commonwealth Games

Your bank has probably outsourced its operations there, your phone company no doubt outsourced its customer services there too, and you might even notice that when you try to call your mother, she has outsourced herself, so that you now have a conver...
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Funny story: Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

Obama says while US jobs will not go to India, Germany, China - he is open to outsourcing some of his Presidential duties to 'democratic India'.

WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...
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Funny story: US to outsource Secretary of Treasury job

US to outsource Secretary of Treasury job

The work of the United States' Treasury Secretary is being replaced by a call center in New Delhi. Treasury secretary, Tim Geithner, is on an official trip to India to begin the job of training the replacements for him and his staff. The 24/7...
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Funny story: Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing

A new financial horror for professional English language writers has come about. It seems that in our modern times even written articles are being outsourced to other countries. Publishers on a number of freelance writers websites are requesting...
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Funny story: NASA uses Indian HELP DESK support

NASA uses Indian HELP DESK support

During a recent labor dispute NASA Mission Control technicians went on strike while Shuttle "Cloudflop" was still in orbit. The space agency outsourced its HELP DESK to a company in India. During re-entry a serious problem developed. Here is a transcript of the request for help. User CLOUDFLOP has entered room CLOUDFLOP (Mon Feb 08 2010 12:40:18 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time) W...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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