London - A horrid GlibDem scam to allow Catholics back into the royal fold tonight sees HM vowing to swallow arsenic rather than bow to the latest Popish bollox from Brussels.
Just after sunset a mystery comet from the Papal Bull Shit galaxy was s...
San Jose - (Earthworks): The Virgin's 1917 prophecies described a 'vision of hell' behind a cover story about 33 trapped Chilean miners in a collapsed San Jose gold and copper mine.
The ancient numerology reference scared the church shitless at th...
Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge.
Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of the first Fatima appariti...
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