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Was this Steve Jobs Last Project - the iOuija Board?

Funny story: Was this Steve Jobs Last Project - the iOuija Board?

Reports out of China indicate that Apple is on the verge of releasing a new electronic device designed to keep it's users in tough not with just our family or friends but with our deceased loved ones as well. Called the iOuija Board, those in the...

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Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Funny story: Diana memorial seance spells out arrangements for Queen's RIP

Scotland - A ouija board session at Balmoral Castle has thrown up a mysterious hexoplasm prediction from the late Princess' bulimic ghost. Excreted by Crathie medium Mrs 'Nessie' Doris-Pokes the gauze-like substance shocked assembled royals with i...

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Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

Funny story: Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

London - A bit of tangled hexoplasm recovered from the College trashcan paints a very different picture of the Amy Winehouse RIP 'spun' by the UK media. College cleaning woman Mrs Doris Pokes (no relation) said today a 'cold reading' of some disc...

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Afghanistan adopts Pink Ouija Board as "Ultimate Psyops Weapon"

Funny story: Afghanistan adopts Pink Ouija Board as "Ultimate Psyops Weapon"

Afghan officials say outnumbered Taliban fighters are mounting a tougher fight than expected in Marjah, even though they supplied pink ouija boards to suspected Taliban family members One Afghan source who is not authorized to talk to the media o...

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Pentagon orders Pink Ouija Board "Secret Taliban Weapon"

Funny story: Pentagon orders Pink Ouija Board "Secret Taliban Weapon"

The children's sleepover staple since 1967 now comes in hot pink, an edition released two years ago that gets tweens to call on "spirits" to spell out answers to life's pressing questions. It's designed for young girls ages 8 and older, to ask th...

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Doomed cat exhibits reading ability, says owner

Funny story: Doomed cat exhibits reading ability, says owner

Tigger the cat got a new lease on life the other day. Owner Perl Gates explained, "He was never really nice. If you tried to pet him he'd go crazy and viciously attack your hand. But on Wednesday that all changed."...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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