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Oscar Pistorius' Uncle buys bullet-proof pyjamas

Funny story: Oscar Pistorius' Uncle buys bullet-proof pyjamas

Reuters, South Africa: Arnold Pistorius, the Uncle of convicted killer Oscar Pistorius has purchased a pair of bullet-proof pyjamas, it has been revealed. Oscar is now living at Uncle Arnold's mansion on Lawley Street, amidst controversy about whe...

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Oscar Pistorius chews his own arms off

South African Paralympian Oscar Pistorius, currently incarcerated for the shooting killing of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, has chewed both his arms off in prison. Pistorius faces an appeal by South African state prosecutors for a longer sentence t...

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Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

Funny story: Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

How would you like to spend a weekend in a spooky one bedroom apartment in South Africa? Not for the faint-hearted, this once in a lifetime experience will see you land at Johannesburg, where you will be collected by taxi, driven through the slums...

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Pistorius 'assesment' deception'

Funny story: Pistorius 'assesment' deception'

Doubts have been raised that the given reason the Oscar Pistorius trial was adjourned for at least four weeks to allow Pistorius to be assessed for mental illness is in fact the truth. An investigative Reporter from Pretoria, has revealed this wa...

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Oscar Pistorius Certainly Fit Enough To Stand Trial Say Experts

Oscar Pistorius, say many experts, is definitely fit enough to stand to trial, despite murmurings from South Africa he may not be. "He is an athlete!" Screamed former Olympian Carl Lewis "He is extremely fit, even with no legs his fitness and exer...

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Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...

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U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

Funny story: U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial

WASHINGTON, DC - US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic. The announcement came shortly after the completion of the O...

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Spoof Mix Up Leads To Tragedy

Funny story: Spoof Mix Up Leads To Tragedy

Red faced editors at Spoof HQ are busy piecing together an excuse for a regrettable error that led to tragedy, we learnt today. Through a mix up, the Spoof Crime Correspondent, Shirley Holmes, was sent to Crimea to cover the trial of Blade Runner,...

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'Plenty of room in the Ecuador bunker!' Julian Assange tells Oscar Pistorius

Funny story: 'Plenty of room in the Ecuador bunker!' Julian Assange tells Oscar Pistorius

Pretoria, South Africa - "Sure it's a bit cramped but whaddahell?" the fugitive from justice chuckled during an internet call from his Ecuadorean embassy basement hideout in London SW3. Holed up pending extradition to Sweden the Wikileaks founder...

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West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

Funny story: West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

David Sullivan, pornagrapher-in-chief at Wet Sham United, have dramatically announced the club will no longer play football in an attempt to get the taxpayer funded Olympic Stadium and £40 million of free council tax money from Newham Council. Spe...

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Area Man a little concerned Nike only now withdrawing Pistorius endorsement

PHILADELPHIA, PA--Area man William Kevol expressed dismay today that Nike had only withdrawn its endorsement of Olympic gold medalist and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius Tuesday, noting than a murder charge should be "one of those things you get imm...

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'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

Funny story: 'It's not fair, he's got no legs', moan UK Athletes

The world of athletics is in turmoil as legless athlete, Oscar Pistorius runs what could be an Olympic qualification time. The debate goes on as to whether or not he should or shouldn't be allowed to enter alongside 'able-bodied' athletes, bearing in...

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South African 'Blade Runner' Escapes From Court

Funny story: South African 'Blade Runner' Escapes From Court

South Africa's paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, known as the "Blade Runner", sparked a major controversy today at a Pretoria Magistrates court hearing where he was being charged with assault. As the Judge read out the 'Guilty' verdict, Blade Ru...

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Paralympics To Be As Big As Olympics - But More Scary!

Funny story: Paralympics To Be As Big As Olympics - But More Scary!

After the sensational spectacle of the Beijing Olympic Games, now comes the Paralympics on Saturday, and the organisers are saying they expect them to be every bit as good as the main Games, and a damned sight more uncomfortable for those who are a b...

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Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Funny story: Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee South African athlete should not be allowed to run in the 4X400m Olympic Relay in Beijing, as he is a Health & Safety risk, and could scythe the legs off other runners, says a lead...

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