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Funny story:  Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile fathered "Little Sprout"?

Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile fathered "Little Sprout"?

Fresno, California - In a shocking confession that has rocked the frozen food section and processed meat aisle of the supermarket industry, the Jolly Green Giant's wife dropped a bombshell today when she announced that her husband is not the father o...
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Funny story:  NOW Wants Wienermobile Buried With Oscar Mayer Too?

NOW Wants Wienermobile Buried With Oscar Mayer Too?

Washington, D.C. - Today the National Organization of Women (NOW) joined forces with the organization of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in voicing their dissension, demanding that the Wienermobile be laid to rest with Oscar G.
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Funny story:  Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile Crashes into Giant Doughnut; police in hot pursuit

Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile Crashes into Giant Doughnut; police in hot pursuit

Inglewood, California - Just moments after hearing the news of Oscar Mayer's death, Juan Rodriguez, a distraught employee at the Oscar Mayer Food Processing plant number 3 in Inglewood, California, stole the company's Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, taking...
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Funny story:  Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Oscar Mayer Dies a "Gyros" Death at 95 -- found dead in Sandwich meat locker

Los Angeles, California - "He'd always be in here harassing the customers by trying to get them to order a baloney sub sandwich. But they'd always refuse," said Paul Gonzales, franchise deli manager. "They'd tell to his face: 'Look mister,' they'd sa...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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