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LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012.
Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion doll...
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