NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...
BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to...
On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...
Richmond, Virginia, USA. A local shoe repairman has definitively declared that otherwise dead terrorist supremo, Osama bin Laden, is indeed NOT deceased. Harrison Bullwinkel Douglas III says, without a shadow of a doubt, that bin Laden is alive and w...
Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney:
1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip.
2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden.
In an interview with Barbara Walter...
Amazingly, Osama Bin Laden has sent a VHS tape to Arab News Corp TV claiming that he is not dead and holding up a newspaper from May.
"In this remarkable recording, he talks about how the Americans got it wrong," said Arab News Corp head of progra...
Unconfirmed reports are alluding that the head of former Al Queda leader Osama Bin Laden is being held in a secure vault at Fort Knox, Texas, packed in dry ice.
This is contradictory to reports that his body was dumped at sea, however the Depart...
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...
A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...
Following the release to the public of the contents of documents written by Osama Bin Laden recently, from a stash of stored documentation confiscated in the May 2nd 2011 raid on his Abbotabad compound, during which he was killed, a second round of documents have been drip fed to the press.
The first set of documents - mainly political - were predictably urging dissidents to target President Ob...
Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"
A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondn...
BILLINGSGATE POST - George Clooney, without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute, was genuinely tickled when the President offered him an opportunity to share the Lincoln bedroom w...
Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way.
"The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...
It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his own people and his buddy Saddam Hussein before his capture had written four romance (!) novels and had finished another in his prison cell before his execution. One of the books had been made into a twenty part television...
Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors.
The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...
The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected.
Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...