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Funny story: Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

A promising possible "Black Box" found by a search submarine looking for the missing Boeing 777 was opened yesterday and found to contain an ATM Card, Cell Phone, Purse, Crumpled Tissues, Hand Cream, Hair Brush, Keys, Lip Balm, Nail File, Makeup case...
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Funny story: Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...
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Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...
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Funny story: New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...
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Funny story: Obama Surrenders To Al-Qaeda: Agrees To Create New Islamic Caliphate In White House

Obama Surrenders To Al-Qaeda: Agrees To Create New Islamic Caliphate In White House

BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to...
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Funny story: Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...
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Funny story: Bin Laden spotted in America

Bin Laden spotted in America

Richmond, Virginia, USA. A local shoe repairman has definitively declared that otherwise dead terrorist supremo, Osama bin Laden, is indeed NOT deceased. Harrison Bullwinkel Douglas III says, without a shadow of a doubt, that bin Laden is alive and w...
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Funny story: Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...
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Funny story: Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney: 1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip. 2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Amazingly, Osama Bin Laden has sent a VHS tape to Arab News Corp TV claiming that he is not dead and holding up a newspaper from May. "In this remarkable recording, he talks about how the Americans got it wrong," said Arab News Corp head of progra...
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Funny story: Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Bin Laden's Head Packed in Dry Ice and Secured at Fort Knox

Unconfirmed reports are alluding that the head of former Al Queda leader Osama Bin Laden is being held in a secure vault at Fort Knox, Texas, packed in dry ice. This is contradictory to reports that his body was dumped at sea, however the Depart...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Al Qaeda Colon Bomb Forces Universal Airport Colonoscopies

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Osama Bin Laden's Letters To Carol Vorderman And Other Celebrities Made Public

Following the release to the public of the contents of documents written by Osama Bin Laden recently, from a stash of stored documentation confiscated in the May 2nd 2011 raid on his Abbotabad compound, during which he was killed, a second round of documents have been drip fed to the press. The first set of documents - mainly political - were predictably urging dissidents to target President Ob...
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Funny story: Romney: "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

Romney: "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!"

Mitt Romney called a press conference on the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden and declared in his opening statement, "I would have killed Bin Laden myself with my famous Karaoke Kick!" A New York Times reporter, not known for his fondn...
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Funny story: George Clooney Shares Lincoln Bedroom With Lindsay Lohan And Osama Bin Laden

George Clooney Shares Lincoln Bedroom With Lindsay Lohan And Osama Bin Laden

BILLINGSGATE POST - George Clooney, without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute, was genuinely tickled when the President offered him an opportunity to share the Lincoln bedroom w...
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Funny story: Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way. "The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...
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