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Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

Funny story: Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...

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Rush Limbaugh and The Orlando Magic Rumors

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and The Orlando Magic Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association. Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...

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Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

Funny story: Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

ORLANDO - At the present time the Orlando Magic are sitting in 29th place (out of 30) with an NBA record of 19-56. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the owner of the Magic at a Silly Sardine Seafood Restaur...

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The Charlotte Bobcats and The Orlando Magic Hoping To Keep From Being The Worst Team In The NBA

Funny story: The Charlotte Bobcats and The Orlando Magic Hoping To Keep From Being The Worst Team In The NBA

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Charlotte Bobcats who have a 17-54 record and the Orlando Magic who have an 18-54 record are each trying their very best to keep away from the NBA cellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just announced that there...

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Dwight Howard Smiles Though His Heart is Breaking

Dwight Howard admits he needs to keep his mouth shut more often, show fewer teeth, and stop smiling like the shark from Jaws. He gave this pronouncement in a nationally televised interview for ESPN. Looking into the eye of Hannah Storm, the Sup...

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Stan Van Gundy Tugs on Superman's Cape

Management of the Orlando Magic informed their coach that superstar Dwight Howard wants his head on a platter. During a press conference when asked about the duplicity and rumors of duplicity of Dwight Howard, the coach threw the superstar under t...

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