LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough.
Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association.
Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...
ORLANDO - At the present time the Orlando Magic are sitting in 29th place (out of 30) with an NBA record of 19-56.
Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the owner of the Magic at a Silly Sardine Seafood Restaur...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Charlotte Bobcats who have a 17-54 record and the Orlando Magic who have an 18-54 record are each trying their very best to keep away from the NBA cellar.
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just announced that there...
Dwight Howard admits he needs to keep his mouth shut more often, show fewer teeth, and stop smiling like the shark from Jaws.
He gave this pronouncement in a nationally televised interview for ESPN.
Looking into the eye of Hannah Storm, the Sup...
Management of the Orlando Magic informed their coach that superstar Dwight Howard wants his head on a platter.
During a press conference when asked about the duplicity and rumors of duplicity of Dwight Howard, the coach threw the superstar under t...
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