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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

PENSACOLA, Florida - Orlando Bloom, aka Will Turner of The Pirates of The Caribbean movie series was in town to film several scenes of the next "Buccaneer" installment entitled Pirates of The Caribbean - Who Took My Friggin' Doubloons? Bloom, who...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Kate Gosselin of the old Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show was in town looking for a deal on a brand new SUV. Kate was told that if you buy a vehicle in Detroit you can save as much as $3,000. She added that since her divorce she is on a tight budg...
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Unless you have experienced it yourself, the shock of finding your seed infested with weevils is unimaginable. So just think what it must be like to find that as a result of weevil infestation you are going to have to cancel one of the south-east's...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

After tracing his family tree, British actor Orlando Bloom has discovered that a relative dating back to the sixteenth century was actually a man hanged for piracy.
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Funny story:  Bloom to star in "Balamory: The Movie!"

Bloom to star in "Balamory: The Movie!"

What's the story in Balamory? We'll tell you and then you'll know! It seems that Hollywood actor, Orlando Bloom, has accepted a role in the new big screen adaptation of children's programme, Balamory.
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Funny story:  Winehouse to Bloom: "Who's In Rehab Now?"

Winehouse to Bloom: "Who's In Rehab Now?"

Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom has been hospitalized, ostensibly for exhaustion. According to his representatives, Bloom has been working around the clock training for his new film, Hong Kong Phooey, and as a result has become fatigued and unsigh...
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

"I am so going to be a Bugaloo!" - That's the message Orlando Bloom wants his fans to hear.
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Caught Dressed Like Hooker

Johnny Depp Caught Dressed Like Hooker

Actor Johnny Depp has been spotted wearing what some fans are calling bizzare clothing whilst others are saying he is just going through a faze. Depp, a big fan of American post-war blues singer, guitarist, and songwriter John Lee Hooker has adop...
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Funny story:  Blogger to Orlando Bloom "I'm Sorry"

Blogger to Orlando Bloom "I'm Sorry"

Entertainment blogger Lamey Spitajones writes an open letter apology to British actor Orlando Bloom for "toxic" remark she made on her site a year ago. On the blog, named after her, she writes how she was wrong about blaming him for Kate Bo...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Arrested For Spanking Monkey

Johnny Depp Arrested For Spanking Monkey

Pirates of The Caribbean star Johnny Depp has been arrested outside a public restroom in Los Angeles after an incident witnessed by several children. Depp, 44, was released and cautioned after his arrest. The incident unfolded early Saturday afte...
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Comes Over A Little Queer

Orlando Bloom Comes Over A Little Queer

Pirates of the Caribbean Star Orlando Bloom admits he came over a little queer last night down a back alley in London, according to reports circulating on the internet. "It must have been a dodgy pint, or maybe even a pie" said Bloom who has since...
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Funny story:  I love my Bloomers says Orlando Bloom

I love my Bloomers says Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, star of the movie 'The Calcium Kid', says that he loves his fans known as 'The Bloomers' and wishes he could say a personal thank you to each and every one of them. "They are the best fans in the world" beamed Orlando "Seriously th...
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Funny story:  Pirate DVD's funding terror - Depp vows never to play Jack Sparrow again

Pirate DVD's funding terror - Depp vows never to play Jack Sparrow again

Pirate DVD's are funding terror according to a report to be issued by INTERPOL next week - which means trouble for Johnny Depp and Disney. According to the leaked report, the sale of pirate DVD's accounts for nearly 15% of all terrorist funds - mo...
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Funny story:  Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom has revealed he is planning to get back to basics by romping naked on stage with Nurse Gladys of "Open all Hours" fame.
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Funny story:  Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
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Funny story:  Thousands of Teen Girls Vie for Part in Orlando Bloom Movie

Thousands of Teen Girls Vie for Part in Orlando Bloom Movie

LEXINGTON, Ky--At least 50,000 screaming teenage girls appeared at a general casting call for the Cameron Crowe film "Elizabethtown" starring Orlando Bloom.
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