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Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friend...

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Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town

Born on the mean streets of Canterbury, British tough guy - actor Orlando Bloom - knows a thing or two about violence. Raised by a pair of hippies, Bloom was well known for his fighting skills - he was after all the leader of the Canterbury Cunts -...

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Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

PENSACOLA, Florida - Orlando Bloom, aka Will Turner of The Pirates of The Caribbean movie series was in town to film several scenes of the next "Buccaneer" installment entitled Pirates of The Caribbean - Who Took My Friggin' Doubloons? Bloom, who...

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Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Funny story: Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Kate Gosselin of the old Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show was in town looking for a deal on a brand new SUV. Kate was told that if you buy a vehicle in Detroit you can save as much as $3,000. She added that since her divorce she is on a tight budg...

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Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Weevil Shock

Unless you have experienced it yourself, the shock of finding your seed infested with weevils is unimaginable. So just think what it must be like to find that as a result of weevil infestation you are going to have to cancel one of the south-east's...

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Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Funny story: Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...

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Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

After tracing his family tree, British actor Orlando Bloom has discovered that a relative dating back to the sixteenth century was actually a man hanged for piracy.

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Bloom to star in "Balamory: The Movie!"

What's the story in Balamory? We'll tell you and then you'll know! It seems that Hollywood actor, Orlando Bloom, has accepted a role in the new big screen adaptation of children's programme, Balamory.

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Winehouse to Bloom: "Who's In Rehab Now?"

Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom has been hospitalized, ostensibly for exhaustion. According to his representatives, Bloom has been working around the clock training for his new film, Hong Kong Phooey, and as a result has become fatigued and unsigh...

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Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

"I am so going to be a Bugaloo!" - That's the message Orlando Bloom wants his fans to hear.

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Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.

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Blogger to Orlando Bloom "I'm Sorry"

Entertainment blogger Lamey Spitajones writes an open letter apology to British actor Orlando Bloom for "toxic" remark she made on her site a year ago. On the blog, named after her, she writes how she was wrong about blaming him for Kate Bo...

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Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Funny story: Pirates Orlando Bloom Naked on Stage with Nurse Gladys

Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom has revealed he is planning to get back to basics by romping naked on stage with Nurse Gladys of "Open all Hours" fame.

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Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Funny story: Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.

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Thousands of Teen Girls Vie for Part in Orlando Bloom Movie

LEXINGTON, Ky--At least 50,000 screaming teenage girls appeared at a general casting call for the Cameron Crowe film "Elizabethtown" starring Orlando Bloom.

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Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

Funny story: Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

The Guiness Company today confirmed that actor and girl look-a-like Orlando Bloom has now been interviewed by every journalist living on the planet today.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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