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Funny story: Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

A university research group recently found that even mice have the ability to snub their tiny noses. The research shows that although the rats fed the organic diet were not actually healthier than the non-organic fed rats, they were much more annoyin...
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Funny story: Organic farmers revel in muck

Organic farmers revel in muck

MUDBURY, UK - Organic farmers raising swine have gathered by the hundreds in Mudbury to celebrate the scientific justification of their farming habits. Following upon publication in the famous science journal Nurture News that 'Dirty pigs are healthy...
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Funny story: Organic vs. GM Sex

Organic vs. GM Sex

Irrespective of culture and civilization, females, before having sex and in order to show their consent, normally send some kind of signals such as: 'You can have me'. Additionally, in certain cultures, a female starts undressing the male. Although alcohol can impair sexual desire, we find a lot of poems which associate wine with good sex. Paradoxically, the poets of the past, due to religious...
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Funny story: Organic lobby defy GM experts

Organic lobby defy GM experts

The famous 'Fearsome Twosome', carrot farmer Paddy Hold'em and Mrs Trellis of North Wales yesterday cricised two leading lights of the scientific world by claiming that their's was the only really natural method of farming and that any attempts to ca...
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Funny story: New Non Scientific Alliance Against Logic

New Non Scientific Alliance Against Logic

Three environmental pressure groups, 'The Soiled Association', 'Purplepeace' and 'Fiends of the Globe' have formed an association against those demons of the modern world, The Royal Institution, The Royal Society and The Insti...
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Funny story: Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Lord Mucker and his companion Peter Hold'em claimed last week that their 'natural farming systems' could feed the world given half a chance.
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Funny story: Lord Mulcher is not crazy

Lord Mulcher is not crazy

Despite claims to the contrary Lord Mulcher policy director of The Soiled Association has been found to be 'quite sane' says Dr John Brain of GM Free Cymree.
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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