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Study Shows Organic Water May Be Toxic

Funny story: Study Shows Organic Water May Be Toxic

Pittsburgh Organic Water bottling company, H2 uh-oh, sells consumers on the idea of "fresh water." Critics and scientists say this product may be too fresh. The water is served in a clear bottle however the end product has a tannish brown color w...

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Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

Funny story: Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

A university research group recently found that even mice have the ability to snub their tiny noses. The research shows that although the rats fed the organic diet were not actually healthier than the non-organic fed rats, they were much more annoyin...

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Organic farmers revel in muck

MUDBURY, UK - Organic farmers raising swine have gathered by the hundreds in Mudbury to celebrate the scientific justification of their farming habits. Following upon publication in the famous science journal Nurture News that 'Dirty pigs are healthy...

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Organic vs. GM Sex

Irrespective of culture and civilization, females, before having sex and in order to show their consent, normally send some kind of signals such as: 'You can have me'. Additionally, in certain cultures, a female starts undressing the male. Although alcohol can impair sexual desire, we find a lot of poems which associate wine with good sex. Paradoxically, the poets of the past, due to religious...

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Organic lobby defy GM experts

Funny story: Organic lobby defy GM experts

The famous 'Fearsome Twosome', carrot farmer Paddy Hold'em and Mrs Trellis of North Wales yesterday cricised two leading lights of the scientific world by claiming that their's was the only really natural method of farming and that any attempts to ca...

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New Non Scientific Alliance Against Logic

Funny story: New Non Scientific Alliance Against Logic

Three environmental pressure groups, 'The Soiled Association', 'Purplepeace' and 'Fiends of the Globe' have formed an association against those demons of the modern world, The Royal Institution, The Royal Society and The Insti...

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Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Funny story: Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Lord Mucker and his companion Peter Hold'em claimed last week that their 'natural farming systems' could feed the world given half a chance.

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Lord Mulcher is not crazy

Funny story: Lord Mulcher is not crazy

Despite claims to the contrary Lord Mulcher policy director of The Soiled Association has been found to be 'quite sane' says Dr John Brain of GM Free Cymree.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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