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Funny story: NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant. Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
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Funny story: Celebrity Seniors Seek Seniority in Organ Transplantation

Celebrity Seniors Seek Seniority in Organ Transplantation

Should Hugh Hefner get a dead person's working kidney to replace his own faulty one just because he's a national treasure? Yes, according to a group of senior celebrities led by Betty White. "We even think non-celebrities who are elderly should...
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Funny story: Illegal trade in human organs set to boom after Welsh donor card 'opt out' approved

Illegal trade in human organs set to boom after Welsh donor card 'opt out' approved

The illegal trade in human organs is reportedly set to boom after it was confirmed Welsh families would have no legal right to stop dead relatives' organs being used for transplant if the person had not opted out in advance. Traders in the highly...
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Funny story: Welsh government's 'opt out' organ donor proposal shock

Welsh government's 'opt out' organ donor proposal shock

Families would have no legal right to stop dead relatives' organs being used for transplant if the person has not opted out in advance, under a proposed Welsh law. Health Minister Lesley Griffiths said she could not see a situation where doctors t...
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Funny story: New Organ Donor Card allows Opt-Out for Cheney Transplant Donors

New Organ Donor Card allows Opt-Out for Cheney Transplant Donors

Bending to demand from potential organ donors, the World Organ Donor Bank, which issues organ donor cards, has printed a box on their cards that allows donors to opt-out when it comes to donating a heart to ailing Vice-President and war profiteer, Di...
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Funny story: Imprisoned organ donors in the US to get parole

Imprisoned organ donors in the US to get parole

Prisoners willing to donate their organs to others in need are being offered parole in many prisons across the US. Prison parole boards are being inundated with requests from prisoners willing to donate anything in an attempt to get released early...
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Funny story: Organ Donor Mix Up Shocker

Organ Donor Mix Up Shocker

A computer software glitch has resulted in 25 organ donors having the wrong organs removed. The shocking revelation came about following the death of a man who had indicated he wished to donate his eyes but instead had his head removed. It appe...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof Becomes Organ Donor

Peaches Geldof Becomes Organ Donor

Global model and international socialite Peaches Geldof, 15, the daughter of gnarled curmudgeon and professional beggar Bob Geldof, 98, has become an organ donor, a source close to unemployment revealed to the Daily Figment, yesterday, writes Bertram...
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Funny story: Organ Donor Appalled at NHS Eye Error

Organ Donor Appalled at NHS Eye Error

Panic swept through the kingdom today as the composite list of over 800,000 Britons was mistakenly sorted through a lotto machine. The random redistribution of donor's desire was a direct result of cost cutting measures or possibly one pissed off...
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Funny story: The Organ Donor Crisis: How You Can Help!

The Organ Donor Crisis: How You Can Help!

Now, on top of America's healthcare crisis, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to lack of donations. Well, once again, the Big Asshole has come up with some really keen ideas that can get us thr...
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Funny story: Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Organ shortage solved via 'Day of Surgical Giving'

Denver, CO - How can fifty-five uninsured people get insurance for free AND solve an organ shortage in Colorado? Fifty-five people without health insurance are going under the knife in a local butcher shop here, according to my source, the butcher...
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Funny story: Mystery donor pays Austrian city fraudster's £91million bail bond

Mystery donor pays Austrian city fraudster's £91million bail bond

Vienna - (Ponzi Scam Mess): A mysterious benefactor, believed to be an octogenarian Jewish woman with Nazi ancestry and untreatable dellusions of monarchy, has paid off a £91 million bail bond for fraudster banker Julius Meinl V. Meinl, 69, had sp...
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Funny story: UK Appeal for Brain Donors! Que?

UK Appeal for Brain Donors! Que?

Dr. Sigmund Scrunt, Head of Pathology at the NHS-affiliated PFI company Organs-R-Us, says more people need to donate their brains to medical research if cures for diseases like Athlete's Foot and Galloping Dandruff are to be found. Dr. Scrunt exp...
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Funny story: Mayor of Blackpool becomes organ donor

Mayor of Blackpool becomes organ donor

Mayor of Blackpool Mr Reg Tapworth has become the first council member to join the organ donation program. He told our reporter "The NHS is always banging on about not having enough organs to go around, so I'm going to redress the balance by dona...
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Funny story: Breakthrough in organ re-growth technology creates new demand

Breakthrough in organ re-growth technology creates new demand

With the news that a new windpipe has been purpose grown for a Spanish patient hospitals and clinics have been flooded with requests for help. Unsurprisingly many applications are for new "organs" for under endowed English Hoodies. "These nasty...
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Funny story: Organ Donors Complain Over Potential Online Donorage Errors

Organ Donors Complain Over Potential Online Donorage Errors

A new proposal plan to allow hospital doctors to remove vital organs for transplant from dying patients, whether or not they carry Donor Cards, has come under fire from people who are worried they may be sliced open against their will. Prime Minis...
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Funny story: Have a heart

Have a heart

A system of presumed consent for organ donation was rejected today after a panel of experts investigated organ donation across the world. Spain has the highest rate of organ donation in the world, and has been running a presumed consent system for...
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Funny story: Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...
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