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Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Funny story: Oh Cheryl, I told you he was a useless lower-class billionaire footballer

Liv Idbitch - So who is this so-called woman (spit) Ashley Cole (spit) has decided he will be accused of cheating with? Dr Goldie Digger no less, a mere ordinary middle-class professional woman like myself and no top popstress. Not that there is anything wrong with not being a top pop tart, just that (spit) Cole's choice proves that footballers without exception have sex with women of lower so...

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Interview with Sir John Cleggs-Bennett. Part 1

Sir John Cleggs-Bennett (now deceased) was not your ordinary type of man. It is only because of his fairly recent death it's now possible to publish the transcripts of his interview with me. Just to put the importance of this event into context, this is the only interview he allowed to take place and be transcribed.

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The Day I Realised My Father Was Ordinary

I was at a Hampstead dinner party the other evening with some Australian and South African friends enjoying a magnificent spread of dried fish and exotic branches, and talking at length abite the hideous cruelty my father inflicted upon us all. A monocled neighbour, invited out of misguided politeness, was gnawing at a leg of lamb.

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The smallest moments

In the smallest moments come the biggest opportunities. And knowing you, there are many small moments still ahead. In the most ordinary events and endeavors come the most extraordinary possibilities for joy. You missed them, right?...

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Law Lords Condemn Hutton

Funny story: Law Lords Condemn Hutton

The House of Lords took the extra-ordinary step last night, of issuing a statement on behalf of the Law Lords.

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