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Funny story: Arundel Castle head gardener in gong advice to Prince William

Arundel Castle head gardener in gong advice to Prince William

Sussex - An ancient Scottish chivalric order's initiation ceremony got a spooky nudge today from Arundel's head gardener Professor Sir Pomfret Parsnip MBE. The Castle's chief groundsman is a fabled soothsayers whose knowledge of plant lore is u...
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Funny story: Dementia-addled Queen 'gongs up the wrong William' in Thistle cock-up

Dementia-addled Queen 'gongs up the wrong William' in Thistle cock-up

Edinburgh - "It should be famous four-times Derby-winning jockey Willie Carson, not some jumped-up nonentity masquerading as a prince!" The damning put down by a Scottish Collage [sic] of Heralds spokesman is the first to rubbish today's Order of...
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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