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Funny story: Arundel Castle head gardener in gong advice to Prince William

Arundel Castle head gardener in gong advice to Prince William

Sussex - An ancient Scottish chivalric order's initiation ceremony got a spooky nudge today from Arundel's head gardener Professor Sir Pomfret Parsnip MBE. The Castle's chief groundsman is a fabled soothsayers whose knowledge of plant lore is u...
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Funny story: Dementia-addled Queen 'gongs up the wrong William' in Thistle cock-up

Dementia-addled Queen 'gongs up the wrong William' in Thistle cock-up

Edinburgh - "It should be famous four-times Derby-winning jockey Willie Carson, not some jumped-up nonentity masquerading as a prince!" The damning put down by a Scottish Collage [sic] of Heralds spokesman is the first to rubbish today's Order of...
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