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Funny story: Memphis Guard Mike Conley Returns From Injury, "Well Rested And Blow Jobbed Up" To Power Memphis Past Golden State

Memphis Guard Mike Conley Returns From Injury, "Well Rested And Blow Jobbed Up" To Power Memphis Past Golden State

Oakland, CA - Sporting a mask to protect his recently injured face from potentially fatal blows, Memphis guard Mike Conley powered the Grizzlies past the top seeded Warriors to even the best of seven series at 1-1 and steal home court for his team.
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Funny story: New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

WASHINGTON, DC - A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men. The study also found these additional benefits when a man deposits sem...
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Funny story: Women Professors Call For End To "Blow Jobification" of Tenure Process

Women Professors Call For End To "Blow Jobification" of Tenure Process

Cedar Springs, Iowa - An association of women professors has called for an end to blow jobs being "deal breakers" in the tenure granting process. Tenure essentially guarantees professors jobs for life. "And very easy ones at that," said William D...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Baltimore - Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton promised supporters at a $5,000 a forkful fundraiser that her administration would bring back the "roaring engine of economic prosperity" of her husband's administration without the distraction of her h...
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Funny story: "Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...
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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...
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Funny story: NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...
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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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Funny story: Scientists discover new species of fish

Scientists discover new species of fish

PAPUA, NEW GUINEA - Scientists know it as "pacu," but the natives of New Guinea refer to the same marine species as the "fellatio fish." "It's a real ball-sucker," Jimmy Wade told this reporter. "Sometimes, the fish goes even further, becoming a real...
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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...
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Funny story: Oral sex ban at Druids' Tooting Bec Lido summer solstice esbat

Oral sex ban at Druids' Tooting Bec Lido summer solstice esbat

London - Mayhem surrounds Druids' planned solstice festivities at the London lido made famous by Brad Pitt's boxing scene in the movie Snatch. Refusal to use compulsory non-pagan issue rubbers from the onsite vending machines is causing schism am...
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Funny story: Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Employee tribunal scheduled after the world's best excuse for failing a drugs test

Gabbie Halls has successfully won a right to appeal her dismissal on drugs charges from a well known high street bank after she came up with a cracker of an excuse. "I'd go as far to say," said Jo Jones of the Drug Employment Testing Agency, "that...
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Funny story: Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Bad girl Miley Cyrus snapped getting down and dirty with giant penis cake at birthday

Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis". And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam...
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