New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke.
The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
Destination? Brazil.
Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity.
As Lindsay's SUV pul...
London - Mayhem surrounds Druids' planned solstice festivities at the London lido made famous by Brad Pitt's boxing scene in the movie Snatch.
Refusal to use compulsory non-pagan issue rubbers from the onsite vending machines is causing schism am...
Gabbie Halls has successfully won a right to appeal her dismissal on drugs charges from a well known high street bank after she came up with a cracker of an excuse.
"I'd go as far to say," said Jo Jones of the Drug Employment Testing Agency, "that...
Yes you heard it right Sweet innocent little Miley Cyrus was heard saying at a birthday party, "she loved the taste of that sweet black penis".
And why wouldn't she love the taste. It was an X-rated birthday cake she had purchased for her BF Liam...
It has been discovered that there is a direct relationship between oral sex and cancer of the throat in pussies. Cats who enjoy a regular lick of their posterior are particularly sensitive to this form of cancer and it seems that human pussy lickers...
Wayne Rooney has had a Brazillian - on his bonce!
The follicley challenged England and Manchester United star has given up the Battle of the Barnet.
Visits to London clinics to have his Loaf of Bread implanted with Orangutang's hair have led t...
Las Vegas (AP) Microsofts charismatic CEO Steve Ballmer is expected to Blow away apple's steve Jobs at this weeks E3.
The itchy scratchy news of Steve Ballmer's domination at E3 could result in everyday punters leaving their turtleneck sweaters at...
A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world.
Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...
According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday.
The insider, a friend of Charlie's...
Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an
upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
Somewhere in the bowels of a medieval nunnery...
"There, there now Marsha is a lovely name, so much better than Mark."
"But you don't understand sister Margo, I'm not cut out to be a nun, I'm an....I'm an..."
"Yes, go on my child.."
"I'm an evil internet Spoof magazine editor! There, now you know. I'm very powerful back in London you know, they all fear me."
"Oh my dear, you must no...
According to a study by Oral Lee Johnson, a specialist in sexual behavior, oral sex being carried out by teens can lead to intercourse.
"I have completed stage one of my three-year-study and here's the feedback: Oral sex definitely can lead to int...
Horace Lintmeyer, inventor of some of the world's most memorable boutique cocktails including the Rusty Nail and the Fuzzy Navel, says the names of those popular drinks were actually derived from real life events.
Interviewed as part of the BBC's...
At each games new events are introduced to delight the spectators and so it is with the 2010 Commonwealth Games.
At the top of the charts - Britain's all-female oral sex team is all puckered up and feeling mighty confident at the Commonwealth Ga...
French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments:
"Qui, Qui, I just...
Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent."
All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words,...
Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...