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Funny story:  Will.i.am. Announces He's Changing His Name

Will.i.am. Announces He's Changing His Name

CHICAGO - The leader of the Black Eyed Peas, Will.i.am. was in Second City visiting one of his aunts, MayShontell "Grits" Waterford, 62. While in Chi Town, he was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight about the rumor that he was thinking of changing his...
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Funny story:  Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

In what many are calling a harsh punishment, disgraced cheater and confirmed liar, bully, twat and complete and utter bastard, Lance Armstrong, has been court ordered to pedal Oprah Winfrey around for 3 months as her personal pedicab driver. Some,...
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Funny story:  Grim Reaper: "Oprah's book club changed my life"

Grim Reaper: "Oprah's book club changed my life"

"I just can't do the whole gloom and dome thing anymore." That was the message the Grim Reaper passed along to reporters today at a well-attended news conference. "You know, after reading A New Earth-Awakening by Eckhart Tolle, which is on Opra...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

Oprah Winfrey Talks About Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Christina Aguilera

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently said that she is still extremely respected by about 99.87 percent of the American people. Miss O speaking with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated that even though she no longer has her amazingly fan...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 29th August 2012

Curvy Christina Aguilera squeezes her body into a VERY tight black dress to film new music video XXX Tina? 'Martine McCutcheon is a manipulative, evil b***h - destructive and cruel': By her best friend and former chief bridesmaid. Sounds like the perfect Eastenders character! Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and comedian Russell Brand an item? The perfect couple! Well at least while they're tog...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

Joan Rivers Says Rihanna Needs To Have Her Head Examined

NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" has said that Rihanna has just made one of the most ignorant remarks in the history of ignorant remarks. Rivers was referring to the interview the Barbados songstress did with Oprah "Yo Yo" Winfrey.
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

Oprah Winfrey Criticizes Serena Williams For Doing The "Crip Walk"

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey has expressed the fact that she really and truly misses being in the celebrity limelight and actually feels like a fish out of water. She recently revealed that she had no idea that not being the focus of so many people's l...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

Tom Cruise Is So Devastated About The Divorce That He Says He May Retire From Making Motion Pictures

HOLLYWOOD - Friends of Tom Cruise are expressing concern and worry over the fact that he is taking the divorce very, very hard. A close friend of Tom's, who did not want his name revealed, stated that he spent a few hours with Tom at a local Pompo...
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Funny story:  Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Oprah to sell off sofa that Tom Cruise jumped on

Following the news that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from actor husband Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey has used the news to advertise her Sunday morning Hollywood garage sale. Writing on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook and Craiglist the entrepreneur...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

Rosie O'Donnell Gets Extremely Offended At The Sex-Change Insinuation

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Rosie O'Donnell was in Ogallala where she was the grand marshal of The Annual Corn Cob Festival and Parade. She was having breakfast at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House with two of the town council members Flora Mimosa...
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Funny story:  Unconfirmed Reports Claim Massive Skeleton Found At Loch Ness

Unconfirmed Reports Claim Massive Skeleton Found At Loch Ness

Unconfirmed reports from Scotland, suggest that a giant skeleton has washed up on the South shore of the famous Loch Ness, the area has been sealed off by Britain's SAS and roads near the Loch have been blocked and police are stopping anyone from get...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson delivered her 9 pound 13 ounce baby six weeks ago and the actress/singer is still upset at the fact that she has hardly lost any of the weight she gained during her 10-month pregnancy. Her fiancé Eric Johnson says that...
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Funny story:  Jackie Kennedy Onassis Talks To Oprah Winfrey On Secret Tape

Jackie Kennedy Onassis Talks To Oprah Winfrey On Secret Tape

Chicago, IL-- Oprah Winfrey is about to release a videotape that will reveal some of the most tantalizing secrets of the 20th Century. The talk-show queen chatted for two hours with Jackie Kennedy Onassis in early 1993, a year before Jackie died. T...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...
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Funny story:  Oprah Winfrey Wants To Sign Sandra Brick To Star In Her Very Own Reality Show

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Sign Sandra Brick To Star In Her Very Own Reality Show

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, founder and CEO of OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network, says that she finds 41-year-old, self-proclaimed British beauty Sandra Brick so fascinating that she has offered the English lady her very own reality show. Winfrey spoke...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell is not exactly a happy little camper these days and to actually be politically and geographically correct Miss O'Donnell is neither happy nor little. Those were the sentiments of iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon w...
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Funny story:  Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

After telling the press that she was having to fire Rosie O'Donnell and cancel her show, a saddened, tearful Oprah left her press conference and went into her office. Where she apparently did a fancy dance for a good ten minutes, according to a pe...
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