If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football.
Pollsters were out in the streets of Nottingham yesterday. The were asking for people for their name, occupation, views on the economy of the UK, and who they intended to vote for in the next election.
These figures and facts will be used in formulating a table of Nottingham's populace statistics and traits.
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"The basic pre...
And so it came to pass that the X-Factor judges passed on Chloe Mafia, the Wakefield songbird who can't sing very well, but does a nice line in...pleading her case.
As she demonstrated so ably last week.
But alas, it all came unravelled as Chloe entered the boot camp stage.
And that's without the prostitution angle, the coke snorting allegations and the apparent threats from the father of...
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