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Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

Funny story: Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

A hospital in Minnesota is considering bringing in belly dancers and Chippendales to use instead of knocking medicine and Anesthesia Technician to hold down the costs of many operations. "We can offer this to the person but if he's married we may...

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CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

Funny story: CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...

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Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...

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Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

A Harley Street surgeon has made history by joining his parents' hands together in a unique operation. Dr Jason Perrglew was originally one of a pair of Siamese twins born in 1973. They were joined at the head, but had to be separated when they we...

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Celebrity heart transplant patient ready to leave hospital

Funny story: Celebrity heart transplant patient ready to leave hospital

Mr Alf Fosset has made a speedy recovery after undergoing a heart transplant last month. The 55 year old Slather Polisher from West Ham had undergone extensive tests before the procedure could go ahead. He had been waiting two years before gettin...

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Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Funny story: Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has undergone a triple operation in Milan's Raffaele Hospital and is convalescing for the next few days at his holiday home in the Istrian mountains. The under fire Premier, who's currently facing a number...

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Mystery Injury For Delap

Funny story: Mystery Injury For Delap

Stoke City's preparations for tonight's clash with Arsenal were disrupted by the news that midfield mastro Rory Delap is facing the prospect of missing the rest of the season after going into hospital this week for surgery on his shoulder. A spoke...

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Health Warning Over New Procedure

Funny story: Health Warning Over New Procedure

Medical experts are united in their condemnation of the latest cosmetic craze that is sweeping the globe. Bollocks enhancement is especially popular in 3rd world countries, particularly in South America where big balls are regarded as attractive and...

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Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

Funny story: Hip Replacement Hip Replacement

The Hip Replacement Hip Replacement Company of Las Vegas, Nevada recently announced that they are considering opening a new subsidiary company that would be located in Fallon, Nevada, that would offer hip replacements for those who had unsuccessful h...

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First brain extension operation a complete success

Funny story: First brain extension operation a complete success

The first brain extension operation has been hailed a complete success by Dr David Brown who works part-time as a GP in Somerset. He was asked to carry out the procedure by two accountants who'd come to look over his books. He said he hadn't pla...

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USSR Initiated Covert US Operation Before Collapse

Funny story: USSR Initiated Covert US Operation Before Collapse

Washington DC: The CIA has released a transcript of a conversation between Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Putin in 1991. The meeting occurred at the end of the cold war, just prior to the final breakup of the Soviet Union. Then Pres...

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Woman Who Could Not Stop Laughing Given Hysterectomy

Funny story: Woman Who Could Not Stop Laughing Given Hysterectomy

John Hopkins University - Doctors here are basking in success today after breaking ground in the development of a radical new procedure for curing incurable non-stop laughter (INL). Gladys Pip, a twenty-six year old New Jersey mother of two, was...

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'Prince' Hip Op Goes Wrong

Funny story: 'Prince' Hip Op Goes Wrong

It's emerged that pint sized Pop Star 'Prince' Rogers Nelson the artist formerly known as 'Thingy' has apparently for the last few months been doing more reeling than rocking. Sources close to the star said a secret operation was...

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NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Funny story: NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.

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Doctors hail full body transplant a success

Funny story: Doctors hail full body transplant a success

A man was discharged from hospital today after becoming Britian's first full body transplant survivor.

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ALWAYS buy a ticket: Act 2, Scene 1

Funny story: ALWAYS buy a ticket: Act 2, Scene 1

London - (Associated Mess): The War on Terra took on a sinister new twist in London today when ticket inspectors at London Transport's Strategic Logstics Unit brought down a suspected fare-dodger using an Operation Kratos-inspired pin-down throt...

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Battle for control of more sand.

The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of ‘magnificent US and Iraqi co-oper...

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Pet passport scheme to be adopted after successful trials in humans

The results of an 89 year trial announced today by the passport office have paved the way for the phased introduction of passports for pets. Human passports have been in operation since 1915 when they replaced formal letters of introduction and guara...

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