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Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Funny story: Online Couple Decide to Go on an Actual Date

Happy couple Jake Reed and Marla Moss, who first encountered each other over five months ago on the online dating site Bumble, have decided to take their relationship to the next level and go on an actual date. For the first three months after th...

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Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline

Funny story: Happy Couple Embarrassed to Admit They Met Offline

Sickeningly-sweet New York City couple, Jason Morley and Carolyn Shea, recently – and reluctantly – revealed to their friends that they met offline, rather than through an online dating site. “We actually met waiting in line at a coffee shop,” sa...

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SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Funny story: SICKmatch.com Eases Stigma of Dating With Rare Diseases

Gioni Malocutia suffers from Tourette's syndrome, an illness often skewered by comedians, but one that makes it difficult if not impossible to find a mate or even an occasional date in real life. After having zero success on traditional dating sit...

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New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

Funny story: New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

A new dating site called "Concealed Carry Match.com" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang o...

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Match.com Profile All Lies

Funny story: Match.com Profile All Lies

According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...

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Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.

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Online Romance Can Lead to False Sense of Adequacy

Funny story: Online Romance Can Lead to False Sense of Adequacy

Inadequate. A failure. Not good enough. These are all feelings some people have about themselves, and words used to describe that person by others. Absorbed deeply enough and they can cause one to fold in upon themselves leading to apathy, lethargy, isolation, depression, thoughts of moving somewhere far away, thoughts of suicide, and in the worst cases, actual suicide. Alternatively, the inadequa...

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NEW! CrossDressersDating.web -- where every date's a drag!

With great fanfare a new dating service was announced this morning At a press conference in the New Orleans French Quarter. Several hundred cross dressers from around the US gathered to celebrate the occasion. "We are here to dance and sing, froli...

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Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Popular online dating site, "Plenty of Fish" is quaking in its boots as it learns of plans of a competing company to roll out a site called "Plenty of Baggage"(POB). The new format is said to be more conducive to members, old and new, that tend...

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God Pulls Endorsement from Christian Mingle

Funny story: God Pulls Endorsement from Christian Mingle

HEAVEN-St. Peter announced today that God would no longer be endorsing the popular dating site Christian Mingle, the site that boasts that it will "Find God's Match for You." God was especially disappointed when he tried to meet someone who, like Hi...

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Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Funny story: Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...

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My life as a man #08

I really want to know just what it is about men that women dislike so much? I mean, why do you women bother with us men at all? We are no longer a biological necessity because you women conned men into tossing off in cups (HOW HARD WAS THAT?) in order to build huge genetic banks from which you may make withdrawals, so you women can pick and choose certain physical and mental traits for your...

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Internet Dating Tips Continued - How to Read Between The Lines

As an expert on internet dating (I have been addicted to online dating for 3 years, though have yet to meet any woman willing to sleep with me) I feel I am best qualified to offer advice on how to read between the lines on what a woman actually means in her profile. Below is a list of phrases women like to use, I for some time was confused by these references, so as a favor to you all (no, please...

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Man Sues Internet Dating Site

Funny story: Man Sues Internet Dating Site

A Californian man is using internet dating giant because he claims the standard of women he is meeting is "diabolical". Henry Hurst, 46, a divorced father of 2 joined the well known matchmaking and dating site in January. In that time he has c...

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Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 3)

Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 3)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: KittyKat Okay, your profile states you are only interested in Jewish men....did you not realize that? It put me off from contacting you earlier (no...

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Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 2)

Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 2)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: Sugarbabylol Hi I kind of did something a little bit unorthodox, well, by that I mean....stupid..... and it has maybe backfired. I told all...

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Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

Funny story: Internet Dating - How Not To Start A Relationship (Number 1)

This series of articles details some of the real (and yes, despite being a spoof site these e-mails are real) sent users on dating websites. The identity of both the sender and receiver of this e-mail have been hidden. From: BigDaddy2012 To: Cougar Barbie 1972 BIG DADDY NEEDS SOME LOVING Hi Baby, How you doing? I noticed that you have been checking out my profile and of course t...

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Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Funny story: Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Dating sites have had to compete in an ever more niche market area. Ads for mature dating, single parent dating, uniformed dating and illiterate darting have flooded the internet ad-sphere in recent weeks. One site has announced amazing growth in...

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