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Funny story: Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar mulfunction caused by driver's onions

Eurostar came to a halt in the Channel Tunnel and thousands of passangers stranded for hours. A team of expert investigators located the cause of the mulfunction in the driver's cabin. A temperature sensor was blocked by the driver's onions. The...
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Funny story: Algerian terror suspect detained

Algerian terror suspect detained

In France, an Algerian man (34, Algerian) has been held under the French terror directive; normally used for Algerians suspected of being nuclear scientists. The French Interior minister made a statement, "He's been accused of being in possession...
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Funny story: Onion kicking begins

Onion kicking begins

Today at half past Bernard, in the sleepy welsh town of Rackett begins the month long tradition of the great onion kicking festival.
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Funny story: Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

Green Onions Cause Taco Bell E-Coli Outbreak

The cause of the Taco Bell E-Coli outbreak has been traced to green onions possibly imported from Mexico. In response, the fast food chain has pulled all onions from all of its United States locations. Chemical analysis of the product shows traces...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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