"I cleaned out the loft this morning with the wife. Dirty, dusty, full of cobwebs, but she's good to the kids"
Tommy Cooper (1921-1984)
"I saw six men punching and kicking my mother in law, my neighbour said "Aren't you going to help"? No I said, six should be enough".
Les Dawson (1931-1993)
"I have the body of an eighteen year old; I keep it in the freezer".
Spike Milligan (1918-20...
MANHATTAN - The undisputed Queen of American Comedy Joan Rivers has just stated that she absolutely cannot stand the American prince of comedy Jay Leno.
Ms. Rivers said that it's not because of his bunyanesque chin, or his hairdo which he stole fr...
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